Things porn producers would have us believe

[AirBo]

Here's a fun one that should probably be mandatory reading for the younger generation, insecure and demanding, raised with porn.

I'll start:

• If your dick is below 8 inches, you're considered small
• All girls are bisexual
• Going down on a woman for 30 sec is more than enough
• Assholes are clean
• All girls love facials
• Asian men don't exist
• Regular missionary is for pussies

Feel free to add

 

[bodick7]

Pussy farts doesn't exists either?

 

[PSEfreak]

What do you mean men's nipples should be avoided ?

 

[scubapro]

Guys who come 4 times in 5 minutes and shoot at least 5 long streams of cum each time. A new trend PH and YP. You can even go to their online school to learn how to do it and really please women.

 

[wetnose]

Unsure what is up with the step-dad / step-mom / step sis and bro fetish?

I think it's fantasy fulfillment.

What it does mean is that girls in porn can work for a long time if they wish, compared to 2-3 years in the 90s. Good for them.

Here's a funny thing I've noticed though - it's almost mandatory for MILFS to be really busty, like DDD or E. I've never seen a MILF with a A cup.

 

[chiff209]

Unsure what is up with the step-dad / step-mom / step sis and bro fetish?
Why does everyone so willingly fuck their best friend’s partner?
Why no lube?
Why so few condoms?

The step-x fetish stuff is all because they can't role-play actual incest.

 

[bodick7]

for the younger generation, insecure and demanding, raised with porn.

Can't stand my acne fuck face in a mirror?

 

[Stockton]

Unsure what is up with the step-dad / step-mom / step sis and bro fetish?
Why does everyone so willingly fuck their best friend’s partner?
Why no lube?
Why so few condoms?

This is supply and demand, the top two gets lots of views and the bottom two will get less views.

 

[LC18]

Every men shoots massive loads, everyone knows that.

Every women loves having fingers shoved in their kitty super intensively and rapidly without any warning.

 

[bodick7]

Every men shoots massive loads, everyone knows that.

Every women loves having fingers shoved in their kitty super intensively and rapidly without any warning.

I remember the DJ trick you told in another post. Ha!Ha!

 

[AirBo]

Apparently, guys enjoy the feeling of rubbing their dick against another man's dick in DVP or DAP

 

[LC18]

Apparently, guys enjoy the feeling of rubbing their dick against another man's dick in DVP or DAP

That though I don’t know if they really feel it. I remember doing DVP and the guys didn’t seem to have notice because they told me they thought they were in two different holes.

 

[studioso]

Things Porn doesnt teach you:
-put a towel under your butt if you dont want to sleep in jizz
-no teeth during BJ!
-finishing in the vjay actually gives the most pleasure (but you cant see that on video)
-69 and it’s variations only works with with a very specific combination of heights/lenghts.
-use more lube!

and most importantly:
-most girls dont enjoy anything going up their butt(lies! Lies! Lies!)

 

[RMHigh]

That though I don’t know if they really feel it. I remember doing DVP and the guys didn’t seem to have notice because they told me they thought they were in two different holes.

Amazon.com

 

[TheJames101]

Women aren't sensitive after cumming.

 

[marky1234]

When performing mish, just before cumming, the guy pulls out and finishes himself on the girl’s stomach.

 

[Araliane]

Women aren't sensitive after cumming.

No, we are extremely sensitive after orgasm...so...The only time I had sensitivity issues was when I was on antidepressants. There was no orgasm or sensitivity then. It was a really sad time. I was craving sex (surprisingly enough), but I couldn't cum. I started watching more porn ( something like https://xdesix.com/ ), looking for new ways to masturbate. Nothing worked until I quit the pill. Has anyone had similar problems?

 

[TheJames101]

No, we are extremely sensitive after orgasm...so...

Yes exactly, that's what I was saying

 

[jmioffe]

Here's a fun one that should probably be mandatory reading for the younger generation, insecure and demanding, raised with porn.

• Asian men don't exist

Thank you. Adriana Chechik agrees with you!

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[marky1234]

They made us believe that all girls will swallow and suck you dry after each orgasm