Things porn producers would have us believe
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The comments and pictures in this thread are so compelling that I am now eager to hire a service provider.FML.
squirt isn't piss, and ass juice isn't s**t.
Being a butt lover from way back...
Porn shows us that only a tiny spit dribble and a house-sized buttplug is required for greek prep. After that go ahead and shove a telephone pole sized cock up her bum to the balls on the first stroke. (Being cynical)
Porn shows us that only a tiny spit dribble and a house-sized buttplug is required for greek prep. After that go ahead and shove a telephone pole sized cock up her bum to the balls on the first stroke. (Being cynical)
spit? Nah, that's just for 1st timers. Everyone knows they get wet when excited /s
Look mummy! It’s like riding my bike.
I can get in and out the asshole without hands!!!
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As a retired plumber, I can assure you that no woman has ever stood over me in a robe flashing her pussy while I was under her sink fixing things. 
Dude you have to screen your clients more carefully!As a retired plumber, I can assure you that no woman has ever stood over me in a robe flashing her pussy while I was under her sink fixing things.
Is that why you retired?As a retired plumber, I can assure you that no woman has ever stood over me in a robe flashing her pussy while I was under her sink fixing things.
Asian men don't exist?Here's a fun one that should probably be mandatory reading for the younger generation, insecure and demanding, raised with porn.
I'll start:
Feel free to add
- If your dick is below 8 inches, you're considered small
- All girls are bisexual
- Going down on a woman for 30 sec is more than enough
- Assholes are clean
- All girls love facials
- Asian men don't exist
- Regular missionary is for pussies
I've got a couple hundred GBs of bukkake porn that say otherwise.
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