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Things porn producers would have us believe

Obvio-0bvio

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The comments and pictures in this thread are so compelling that I am now eager to hire a service provider.FML.
 

marky1234

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...that I would be better served, if I quit my job and became a pizza delivery man...
For sure…
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DaddyD

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Being a butt lover from way back...
Porn shows us that only a tiny spit dribble and a house-sized buttplug is required for greek prep. After that go ahead and shove a telephone pole sized cock up her bum to the balls on the first stroke. (Being cynical)
 

bodick7

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Being a butt lover from way back...
Porn shows us that only a tiny spit dribble and a house-sized buttplug is required for greek prep. After that go ahead and shove a telephone pole sized cock up her bum to the balls on the first stroke. (Being cynical)
Look mummy! It’s like riding my bike.
I can get in and out the asshole without hands!!!
 
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Zero_Six

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Here's a fun one that should probably be mandatory reading for the younger generation, insecure and demanding, raised with porn.

I'll start:
  • If your dick is below 8 inches, you're considered small
  • All girls are bisexual
  • Going down on a woman for 30 sec is more than enough
  • Assholes are clean
  • All girls love facials
  • Asian men don't exist
  • Regular missionary is for pussies
Feel free to add :)
Asian men don't exist?
I've got a couple hundred GBs of bukkake porn that say otherwise.
 
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