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Things you wish your SP has at her incall

philonius

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Let me try to put back the thread on the correct track: maybe have a vending machine with snacks and drinks
I'm imagining the reviews now lol:
"Face 8/10
Body 7/10
Service 9/10
Incall 2/10

Put my money in the vending machine, hit G3 for Funyuns and nothing happened. Sp wouldn't refund my $2 and said they'd speak to the guy when he comes to refill it, but HOW'S THAT GOING TO DO ME ANY GOOD?!?"
 

LeDodo

The hopeless romantic introvert and metrosexual
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Ça me donne envie d’en faire un
Les petits frigo avec une vitre transparente pour du WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get).

Sinon on peut ajouter des gommes ou des bonbons :p
 

Halloween Mike

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Good water pressure in the shower
Full length mirrors
Filtered water
A/C
I am not someone really fancy in general so i can be accomodate rather easily but i would say AC during the summer is an absolute must. Not just a fan (it won't be enough). Mirrors are not "required" but they are a definite plus in term of enjoyment. For water, at home i drink bottled water (4L, not individual) but when i am in Montreal i am fine with tapped water if i need to. To be honest i only book 1h so unless its super hot and i had to walk longer than expected, i can do without a drink per say. But i saw the idea of having drinks in an incall on another thread and i can't lie, i wouldn't say no to a Monster energy drink if offered... lol. And yes the shower... i despise when its complicated or take forever to get warm... or have bad pressure. We on the clock, so i like when its easy to operate and work properly.

Otherwise i would add...

GOOD LIGHTNING !!! I can't insist enough. Its my biggest pet peeves when i go to an Incall and its so dark. I know they want to create some atmosphere or whatever, but no ... i want to see your glorious body properly, i want to see you naked like i would see you anywhere else. Just like porn scenes, i despise when its shot dark. I like when the lighting is good.

Otherwise there is many things i read i just don't care like robes (would never use that), or porn/music in the background. Well unless im seeing a pornstar, then it could be fun having her own porn run in the background :p
 

Thor Jr

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Cork screw, showed up with a bottle of wine once and no cork screw, if course now I carry one every where I go. Luckily I'm handy, a metal clothes hanger and 5 minutes later, problem solved.
 
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