I love toys, i remember the first time i shoved barbies head up my ass, man was Ken jealous. Just kidding, or am I ?
I remember on an evening i will never forget with a particular lady,(lets call her Jane), i was introduced to Mr.Ben-Wa and his 6 brothers, i don't remember how many times i told Jane no, but she was persistent and that whining of please please please, just finally got the best of me.
It had both pleasure and pain involved here, if you have seen Deadpool when Dead is getting it in the ass ,well the face he makes, take that face and amplify a 100 times.
I took the first couple ok but man when the big brothers entered, i was not a happy camper, now were ready for the action so she said, Jane had tied a string to the attachment and had tied it to her foot, so as we were going at it missionary, and we were at a certain point near the finish she yanked her foot down and oh my god, what a rush with some pain involved but sometimes its a good pain, after as we lay there cuddling and my butt-hole having been raped, Jane asked so how was it, i told her, she is welcome but leave any toys that have anything to do with butt at home. And since then, i have sworn off any toys near my butt, exit only, maybe the tip of an index finger may have entered but besides that no frigging way.
So now you have it, i allow ladies toys but no anal toys. Ok, well i did have a few colonoscopies, im not sure if this counts as anal play, but it sure doesn't feel good. Anyway this is my take on this subject.
Wait, wasn't this a tipping thread? Wrong tipping subject, how the hell did we get to this and so far off the subject?
I don't know, when i hear toys its just does not link to this in my mind , maybe because i used to collect toys couple years ago. But yeah that make sense now, i understand why you meant "new" LOOOOOL
