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In 15 years of hobbying, chosing carefully my agency, indy or massage parlour, with my upper brain, never and I mean not once did I encounter a provider with suspicious hygiene, and I am a clean freak. I must be very lucky.

On a side note, reading your entire post history makes me wonder if you are a hobbyist or some puritan from the bible belt on a mission.
You must not be a clean freak if you can’t recognize that girls don’t shower in between clients. For example, there’s a reputable agency that I frequent where some
In 15 years of hobbying, chosing carefully my agency, indy or massage parlour, with my upper brain, never and I mean not once did I encounter a provider with suspicious hygiene, and I am a clean freak. I must be very lucky.

On a side note, reading your entire post history makes me wonder if you are a hobbyist or some puritan from the bible belt on a mission.
After 15 years you’re still deluded.
 
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Fradi

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I can't figure out your incentive for trying to defend a nameless, faceless escort.
I think you missed the point of his post.
First all this nonsense about fish is stupid.
I for one have not been with an SP so far that had even the slightest hygiene issue, unfortunately with civilian ladies more than a couple of times.
It is their livelihood and their profession they know what they need to do, and if you do end up in a situation like that well you do not need to see her again, what have you lost, the cost of one session, big fucking deal.
He also pointed out that the original posters history is full of nothing but complaints and bad reviews, something that if you pick reputable ladies with good reviews and reputation you are highly unlikely to have this happen so often.
I have never had a bad session with any SP, then again all of them have been Merb advertisers with the majority from Indy Companions.
 
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I'm not sure women will appreciate you relating the smell of vaginas to the smell of fish.

Thank you for pointing that out i really should have provided more context to my post.

For those not familiar with my reference, it comes from a quote in "The Vagina Monologues", a popular feminist play about female empowerment, body acceptance and how women should be able to enjoy sex. I strongly recommend it to anyone interested in those issues, there are productions each year on all university campuses around Montreal. Tickets are affordable and some of the performances will take your breath away. Personally, it completely changed my perspective on feminism.

The exact quote from the play quote goes like this:

"Don’t believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it’s supposed to smell like pussy. That’s what they’re doing – trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays – floral, berry, rain. I don’t want my pussy to smell like rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. I want to taste the fish. That’s why I ordered it.”

Hopefully when put in context my comment will not offend anyone. I apologize in advance to anyone reading this who might disagree with that point of view. The quote was just stuck in my mind since the first time I saw the play.

The most important point i was trying to make was simply that SP are humans too. That's why we see them instead of a blowup doll. They have bad days like everyone else, sweat glands like everyone else, sometimes they get tired and stressed like everyone else. One should be accepting of those human like features when meeting SPs.

All my encounters so far with SPs from reputable agencies and well-reviewed indies on this site have been nothing short of extraordinary. Never ran into anyone with questionable hygiene. Ever.

As to what my motivation is to defend a nameless, faceless SP, there are two main reasons. First, there are many people making baseless comments suggesting that some SPs have questionable hygiene in their review threads and more often than not it turns out to be BS from guys like OP. Second, there is also a trend where some people praise SP by saying they taste like berries and whatnot, I also find that annoying simply because nobody tastes like berries, period. As a reader, these two things make me suspicious about the rest of the review and the reviewer's judgment in general but that's just my opinion.
 

Cap'tain Fantastic

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Thank you for pointing that out i really should have provided more context to my post.

For those not familiar with my reference, it comes from a quote in "The Vagina Monologues", a popular feminist play about female empowerment, body acceptance and how women should be able to enjoy sex. I strongly recommend it to anyone interested in those issues, there are productions each year on all university campuses around Montreal. Tickets are affordable and some of the performances will take your breath away. Personally, it completely changed my perspective on feminism.

The exact quote from the play quote goes like this:

"Don’t believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it’s supposed to smell like pussy. That’s what they’re doing – trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays – floral, berry, rain. I don’t want my pussy to smell like rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. I want to taste the fish. That’s why I ordered it.”

Hopefully when put in context my comment will not offend anyone. I apologize in advance to anyone reading this who might disagree with that point of view. The quote was just stuck in my mind since the first time I saw the play.

The most important point i was trying to make was simply that SP are humans too. That's why we see them instead of a blowup doll. They have bad days like everyone else, sweat glands like everyone else, sometimes they get tired and stressed like everyone else. One should be accepting of those human like features when meeting SPs.

All my encounters so far with SPs from reputable agencies and well-reviewed indies on this site have been nothing short of extraordinary. Never ran into anyone with questionable hygiene. Ever.

As to what my motivation is to defend a nameless, faceless SP, there are two main reasons. First, there are many people making baseless comments suggesting that some SPs have questionable hygiene in their review threads and more often than not it turns out to be BS from guys like OP. Second, there is also a trend where some people praise SP by saying they taste like berries and whatnot, I also find that annoying simply because nobody tastes like berries, period. As a reader, these two things make me suspicious about the rest of the review and the reviewer's judgment in general but that's just my opinion.
Nicely written, intelligent comment. Exactly my opinion on the topic, couldnt have say it better, well, not in english! Thanks for taking the time to write it.
 

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Second, there is also a trend where some people praise SP by saying they taste like berries and whatnot, I also find that annoying simply because nobody tastes like berries, period.
I totally disagree with you and never liked fish.
I know for a fact there is a lady out there that will taste like vanilla raspberry and I will continue my search until I find her.
I don’t give up that easily.
 
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