what do you look for in a review?

[Ricky bonds]

With all the different writing styles, different perspectives when it comes to women and sex, different tastes and opinions etc...
I'm curious to know, as a reader looking for information on if a certain girl is your type and offers the level of service you desire, what exactly do you look for in a review?
Thanks, i'm curious to know

 

[Jamesrenard44]

If her pictures are really hers. If she's into it when your with her. Is she always on her phone. Is she on time or does her place look nice. For myself, I don't care about her skills because it's always a question of taste and chemistry.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

B&s, bbbj, daty, lfk, ymmv.

 

[curly]

Don't really care about the details, can always PM the poster. However either expression of exceptional satisfaction with good explanation or warnings about service, bait&switch or the like are very very much appreciated.

 

[hungry101]

First in foremost! In the USA - Is she LE! or is she a ripoff?

2nd - I want to know if they had a good time and she was worth the money. I want to know services, looks, style (does she dress up), does she drink with you is she friendly?

3rd - I also want to be entertained. Make me laugh a little or maybe make me wish that it was I that was in the room with her.

 

[Rimshot]

1- Confirm what is the basic service to expect and the YMMV factor

2- The general demenour of the lady (easy going, shy, agressive vs passive, funny, welcoming, clockwatching, ....)

3- Credibility of the reviewer.

4- General entertainment value of the review!

Rim

 

[UncleBob]

I prefer not too lenthy reviews.
I learn to know reviewers so I can interpret their writing according to my interest.
I like to know if the FULL GFE service is provided (DFK, BBBJ, DATY) and how good it was (Into it?)
Numbers are better than nothing but not mandatory. But I like some kind of quantification, Average, passionate...
This goes for the look as well. Gorgeous face, Bigger than advertised, etc...
Breasts Natural or Redone is important to me.
Saggy tits, Strech marks is also very important.

I will take all pertinent informations

I do not care much in information like: is she's a smoker or not. Size of her feet. Hair Colors. Tattoos.
But I understand that it could be of some interest for others.
Howerver, even if I don't care much about piercing in the nostril and ears, I like to know if there are piercing at other parts of the body.

 

[Numerati]

Don't really need a lengthy detail play by play of what transpired between you and the SP. Given it is Montreal all the standards are there. If not please say so. I can read between the lines where it is all YMMV. If she is to be avoided and just indicate as so. A bad experience because of lack of chemistry I can understand. But if she is a rip off then that is important to know.

 

[IamNY]

I look for certain patterns all of the reviews. Try to become a forensic reviewer. Look for certain things that pop up often and determine what I'm looking at. If everybody gives an SP a bad review, for the most part majority rules. On the other hand, if there are mixed reviews I look for things that are important to me (BBBJ, GFE, DFK, CIM, whatever) and take it from there. If it adds up, I go for it. Also, there are some reviews and reviewers that I rely on because they have similar tastes that I do. Those MERBITES are very useful to me and I tend to go for it if what I've read is good to go. It goes both ways, some reviews and reviewers I completely ignore. Finally, there is something to be said about girls that have minimal reviews or none at all. With no reviews and a booker that I trust (shout out to Franky from Vogue) telling me that the SP is very hot, I would tend to jump on it as a hidden gem. This has worked out 90% of the time, and as far as the 10% I simply chalk it up to a learning experience.

 

[Thor Jr]

Honesty...........positive or negative, plain and simple...


Thor Jr

 

[Doggyluver]

The first thing I do is check as to who is doing the review Over the years some of the reviews from newbies have been suspect right from the start and have proven to be shill reviews. I am not saying that the newbies are all cut from the same cloth, I tend to be wary in the beginning. For those new to the board, take the time to read the rules, check out some of the reviews written by established members and be sure to include more, not less info in your review. I see newbies posting reviews without contact information, without $$ info and where it is available without the link. Read the reviews from the long time established members, all the information you could hope for is included in their reviews, read carefully and try to emulate their style.

 

[rollingstone]

Like Doggyluver mentioned, the first thing I check is who wrote the review. Over the course of looking through Merb for 9 years, I know there are some reviewers that have taste similar to mine, and others that are very different.

Edit: On the whole I would say any review is welcome, and the most important info would be:

1- Would the reviewer repeat with her?
2- Did he feel like the amount of time booked was too short with this person?

 

[Ricky bonds]

Great feedback, greatly appreciated

 

[smuler]

Credibility of the reviewer

:thumb:

Best Regards

Smuler

 

[Doc Holliday]

-Reviewer credibility
-Reviewer experience
-Reviewer similarity (with my own tastes)
-Facts/details mentionned in the review
-Lenght of review (i'd rather read an extensive review that one with only 2-3 lines)
-Quality of review (i appreciate someone who puts in the effort when he writes his review)
-Reviewer's variety of reviews (if a reviewer only reviews girls from just 1or 2 agencies, i get suspicious)
-Reviewer's reputation

 

[chowzilla]

I've narrowed it down to the following

Number of pages
Then quality reviews

I've noticed that girls with 1 page or 2 with decent reviews are not safe choices as I notice that a lot merbites don't want to give bad reviews. So if a girl doesn't have that many pages... It's cuz people don't want to review her. I stay away... Cuz I've been burned several times.