What is the pettiest reason you’ve broke up with someone?

[bodick7]

I had to break up with a female cop that I was dating many years ago simply because sex was the only thing we had in common.

It reminds me a Red Hot Chilli Pepper tune:

"That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said, "What's up?" now suck my dick"

 

[Gazoo64]

The saying goes…never ask somebody if they’re telling the truth. An honest person will be offended, and a liar will just lie to you more. Almost sounds like the woman I’ve been dealing with. Sad

Well said!!
I’ve faced a similar situation. It’s really sad that some people will lie compulsively.
So sad.

 

[bobbyc]

its not you its me

 

[vwjf]

I broke up with someone because he was skipping leg day at the gym. I am ok with dating someone who doesn’t go to the gym and doesn’t do any kind of sport, I couldn’t date someone who goes to the gym almost everyday and never does anything for his legs.

What was your petty reason to break up with someone?

Also leg related..... Cankles.... Just couldn't get over them...

I mean I knew she wasn't going to be the love of my life and it was temporary.

After a few weeks of sleeping with each other she got up, I looked at her legs and shuddered...

It's that shallow. The worse thing is otherwise she was absolutely gorgeous. And nice, and incredibly smart.

When she asked why I was breaking it off I didn't have the guts to say why. Just said I honestly didn't see this going anywhere and felt better going solo, which was probably the best truth anyway

 

[maymay]

I was younger and stupid and wanted to go out and meet more women so i dumped a wonderful women i had met to go those stupid things, only to find out that today 25y later she is still with the guy she met after me as 2 kids while i am older and single with no kids and family.

Yes i regret it to this day still she deserves all the happiness in the world she was the most incredible women i met so far.