What is the pettiest reason you’ve broke up with someone?

[Rebaynia]

A lady friend of mine once broke up with her new boyfriend because he had a small penis. Nice guy but the last bf she had also had a small penis so she had enough of sleeping with guys who had small penises so she dumped him the following day after they slept together. They had been dating for two weeks before sleeping together. She’s now been 12 years with the same guy & seems happy so i guess he has a big penis. Lol

Or she learned it's not the size that matters but how he uses it. Toys can make up for size on occasion when the mood strikes. An open mind, and desire to please do wonders. Guess the man before just didn't know how to pay attention to her too.

 

[bodick7]

Or she learned it's not the size that matters but how he uses it.

I have a pretty decent size dick but my GF doesn't use it anymore... (thanks to f..king menopause)
Should I broke with her only for that reason?!?....

 

[Rebaynia]

I have a pretty decent size dick but my GF doesn't use it anymore... (thanks to f..king menopause)
Should I broke with her only for that reason?!?....

Absolutely not. You love her and she is your life partner, otherwise you wouldn't still be with her after 30 years.
She is so much more to you than sex.

 

[bodick7]

Absolutely not. You love her and she is your life partner, otherwise you wouldn't still be with her after 30 years.
She is so much more to you than sex.

You just nailed it again dear.
Let say almost 30 but it is very well in the way. Ha!Ha!

 

[T'storm]

I have a pretty decent size dick but my GF doesn't use it anymore... (thanks to f..king menopause)
Should I broke with her only for that reason?!?....

I'm in the same boat as you buddy, menopause is a sex killer. I thought this would have been the most beautiful thing ever...I mean never get interrupted by a period ever again ! I know that women are different then men when it comes to sex but she used to love my cock so much, even worshipped it and bragged to her friend on how nice it was in her mouth and pussy. Why do you think I'm here?
Back to the question, I had to break up with a female cop that I was dating many years ago simply because sex was the only thing we had in common. Bad place to discuss this but seriously there are other thing to do then sex all the time. We barely went out for a meal or movie or dancing etc... We went to a 1st of July outing and rented a motel because of the late night activities, we never got out of the room because we had SEX for 7 times in a row.

 

[Joe Thighsman]

I was dating this girl for a couple of months. It was all good, but with one glaring exception, her vocabulary. Her syntax was terrible, always using double negatives (e.g. "I didn't say nothing") and as a former English major, it drove me crazy. It did not feel right correcting her all the time, so I just broke up with her, but avoided telling her the true reason. Not sure if this is petty, or just being a snob.

 

[bodick7]

I had to break up with a female cop that I was dating many years ago simply because sex was the only thing we had in common.

It reminds me a Red Hot Chilli Pepper tune:

"That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said, "What's up?" now suck my dick"