What is your last name??

[Insane Mike]

Well, I didn't really mean it...lol
I just found the best ever last name for hobbyist.

Cummings

Dude, I love your name.

IM

 

[naughtylady]

What about Cox?

Or how about King? (especially if your name is Jack!)

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[Rexroth]

How about: J.C. Zuniga-Pfucker (a real name, see the citation below).



Title: Heterogeneity among DN1 prothymocytes reveals multiple progenitors with different capacities to generate T cell and non-T cell lineages
Journal: IMMUNITY, 20 (6): 735-745 JUN 2004
Citations: 49
Authors: Porritt, HE;Rumfelt, LL;Tabrizifard, S;Schmitt, TM;Carlos, J;Zuniga-Pfucker, JC;Petrie, HT

 

[Avery]

When I lived in Montreal, I knew a guy whose last name was Pecker. His nickname made it sound even funnier, but I won't post it here in case he's still around. In fact, according to Canada411.com, there are 7 listings for Pecker in Canada.

 

[Ben Dover]

Haywood Jablomy

 

[Ben Dover]

I am also quite fond of this name I once came (forgive the pun) across... Jenny Tayhlia

 

[Nemo]

Phil Hiscock, Dick Short & Candy Barr
met at the Fu King chinese restaurant
owned by Justin Case, to give Richard Head
a message from Harry N. Long and his brother Harden.

 

[Grey]

The Irish "friends"

Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

 

[Nemo]

How about names for MPs or SPs ?

Do you remember the infamous Alotta Fagina from Austin Powers, (in french Allegro Glitoris, in italian Annabella Fagina)

- #2: Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina.
- Austin: Come again?
- Alotta: Alotta Fagina.
- Austin: I'm sorry. I'm just not getting it. I thought you said your name was a lot of... um nevermind.

Not to forget, of course, the beautiful Pussy Galore from James Bond's Goldfinger.

 

[Avery]

Would a guy with the name "Cockburn" ever get a date?

Why do you think they pronounce it "Coburn"?

 

[master_bates]

Harry Weiner <---- my high school vice principal

 

[TêteCarrée]

Once upon a time I had a customer in the bank with the last name Drunken Chief... I couldn't make that up if I tried.

 

[naughtylady]

When I was selling cars I met an aboriginal man with the family name Snowboy.

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[Elvis]

Pour les francophones,

Dans l'annuaire de Montréal, il y a une dizaine d'années de cela, il y avait un type, probablement un grec, qui s'appelait...
Khris Fourla

Sorry, untranslatable joke!

 

[Nemo]

from canada411.ca

There are dozens of A Dick, B Dick, C Dick and D Dick

B A Dick from Strathroy, ON
Ben Dick from St Catharines, ON
Cary Dick from Alberta
DR Dick from Calgary
Donald Dick from Arnprior, ON
Les Dick from Vancouver
M & M Dick from Burlington, ON
M E Dick, from Nepean, ON

and finally

Z Dickman, from North York, ON

"May I introduce myself, I am Z Dickman "

 

[JuIcE_Y]

name calling

There was an english guy whos name was John Cull, If you translate it in french, like most people in my little town it gives you something pretty funny, on top of the fact that on his front door was written:

John Cull
SVP entrez par en arière​

hehehe

Also met a guy named Chris Peacock

Tons of amusement

 

[groopielover]

waoh i didnt laught that much for time. REally nice thread, maybe it could be a pin humoristic's thread. i dont know, just make me have a nice day.

 

[Penelope]

Yoland Gingras, sa femme s'appelle Alva...

 

[sapman99]

Paging

Mike Hunt.....

The salacious receptionist at one of my previous employers had this line: "Mike Hunt! Paging Mike Hunt!"

 

[shaumaman]

How about "Jack Tittsworth" ?

Ophelia Balls, for certain...