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What's the biggest load you ever shot? Lol

Gazoo64

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I feel strange about a few posters who seem to push the limit a little.


Not sure what the rules are but I sure ain’t gonna participate in those trends.
I totally agree! I find it really strange.
I’m actually surprised that this thread is still going…
 

Like_It_Hot

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My biggest load was with a FWB many years ago, a good 8 thick jets of cum in her mouth and she swallowed all... she asked for some juice after to drain the taste lmao. 3 days ago I used cialis and weed and went to a MP, I asked her to look me in the eyes while she massaged my balls and I jerked off. I came so hard it hit me in my own face, my balls were drained.
You know that 98% of the sperm do not come from testis (you call them balls) but from your prostate? How can you say your balls were drained?
 

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Man i was 19 at the time my first GF she was Ukrainienne with a sick body, she was in her period so she gave me a blow job and handjob, that week i did not have time to wake off and we did not see each other, i covered her whole hand she was freaking out. LOL
 

mat514

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I had intentionally not busted a load for like 5 days before seeing an SP last November, and drinking plenty of water before. Perhaps after only 3 minutes of sucking, I ready to unload and asked if I could do so on her face but she politely declined, saying anywhere else was fine.

I positioned myself then to unload over her cute slender and piercing-less belly, and didn't realize how far my load could shoot, landing all the way on her face and hair. I felt so bad, but it was hot seeing a line of cum from her hair down to her face, neck, breasts, and stomach. Fortunately, she laughed it off and looked amazed.

Unfortunately, she had let me know before that she did not do MSOG even though we booked an hour, and I still had plenty left in me. It was sexually frustrating, but nice to just nap with one another for the rest of the time.
 

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Im not a big fan of calculate or comparaison.. like whatever appen ... for me its more for the show than anything the quality
 
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MCTJ

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How you calculate that..
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Shantie_mtl

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Not for me lol ! Prefer what ever happen because quantity doesn't mean more fun... have a nice connection.. good connection come only 1 time or 2 shoot and no connection what would you pick
 

Flyingby

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have you ever cracked open a brown egg and thought:
? Huh. That is what it looks like!
 
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neverbored

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I never managed to figure out how to increase the "ropes". I used to think it was due to not being hydrated enough other times, I thought it was due to technique, at some point I actually felt that eating a cream of corn soup somehow helped generate a larger qty of cum (try it you might be as surprised as I was).

I don't know about others, but the quality of my orgasm has a direct correlation with how much I cum, which doesn't always have a direct correlation to the quality of the encounter. It seems to vary more as I get older.

Regardless however, the average load is gonna be about a tea spoon and its going to be a surprise most of the time.
 
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Skym

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I never managed to figure out how to increase the "ropes". I used to think it was due to not being hydrated enough other times, I thought it was due to technique, at some point I actually felt that eating a cream of corn soup somehow helped generate a larger qty of cum (try it you might be as surprised as I was).

I don't know about others, but the quality of my orgasm has a direct correlation with how much I cum, which doesn't always have a direct correlation to the quality of the encounter. It seems to vary more as I get older.

Regardless however, the average load is gonna be about a tea spoon and its going to be a surprise most of the time.
1) abstaining from masturbation for at least a week increases your nut. It certainly worked for me.
 
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PSEfreak

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I had a multiple / double orgasm many moons ago. Almost no refractory period, best and easily biggest nut of my life.
Been trying to relive that experience every since.
 
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I choose not to divulge my biggest loads, as they were of considerable magnitude. Nevertheless, I shall promptly recount a humorous tale regarding my fastest load accomplishment. Let me regale you with the tale of my lightning-fast session, a mere two minutes of pure ecstasy. Yes, indeed, I valiantly paid for the full session, only to be greeted by a companion who couldn't utter a single word from the moment I walked in. Ah, the unmistakable realization that I had just thrown my hard-earned money into the abyss of nothingness. Truly, an experience akin to engaging in the passionate act with a lifeless being, a true testament to the art of monotony. Naturally, I swiftly conjured up the most creative excuses known to mankind and made a hasty escape from that forsaken place. Oh, and let us not forget the grand introduction to this captivating tale—straight from the enchanting platform of Leolist, where dreams come true in the most unexpected ways.
 
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