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bodick7

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Well, in my case, it's like a pitcher..un pichet..lol
Shit! I just can’t imagine ball sizes…They must be suspending just over the floor.:D
It’s like guys with monster cocks that are getting hard, it takes so much blood. I don’t know why they don’t get weak and fall unconscious…
 
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I’ve become somewhat addicted to abstaining from masturbation for a few days before making love to a woman. It increases my load size but most importantly it creates a more intense orgasm. The type where you really feel the contractions and your prostate working to push out that semen, the feeling of your load shooting out as appose to guzzling or oozing. When i was still hobbying i often got comments from girls when i would unload in them, saying i have such powerful orgasm and that they could really feel the throbbing. They could just be strocking my ego but my gf notices it aswell that i have powerful orgasm when i abstain from masturbating. I think most girls like the feeling of a pulsating cock inside them, they like to feel you cum. Chris rock used to say “ there is cumming and then there is CUMMING, one is not like the other and the first is much easier to achieve than the second.” I think it holds true and i think both men and women can tell when you get that really intense orgasm.

But back to loads I always used to love seeing the condom filled to the brim after a massive orgasm. Made me feel very masculine. The only downside was my technique of abstaining from orgasm would sometimes lead to cumming rather quick round 1, but I didn’t care cause most girls where down for a round 2 anyway and don’t care how long u last. I only had 1 experience where blowing my massive load quick bit me in the butt, where I blew after like 30 seconds of sex and the sp didn’t want to go for round 2 despite lots of time left. But I’ve since learned to have good self control even when abstaining so it hasn’t been a problem for a while. The massive orgasms were worth it though, even if i only lasted a short time. Like i said, something incredibly satisfying about busting a huge nut, especially inside or on a woman.
 
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Fun fact: a condom can hold about 3.8l of liquid
Do you also lie about giving these ladies a dozen orgasms at the minimum?
Nah I think out of all the girls I have seen in the hobby I maybe made 2 cum, and I’m confident at least 1 of them was faking. If you ever read any of my reviews in the past, i never brag about my performance or claim to have made the girl cum.
Apologies if you assumed I literally ment filled to the brim as in 3L, I assumed you most people would be intelligent enough understand that it was not ment to be taken literally. I simply ment that the condom resembled something like in this picture
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As appose to something like this picture
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Sorry if I mislead you with my wording
 

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Shit! I just can’t imagine ball sizes…They must be suspending just over the floor.:D
It’s like guys with monster cocks that are getting hard, it takes so much blood. I don’t know why they don’t get weak and fall unconscious…
Most of the liquid comes from the prostate. So you may fantasize about balls sizes but you got it wrong. Sorry... I remember once with an escort, she was sitting on the bed, me standing. She was blowing me. Just before I came she lowered my shaft toward her big breast and then I came so hard... I shot over her head on her hair. We both started laughing, she being proud of the effect she produced and me surprised and satisfied. Of course no condom so I couldn't quantitate the volume...
 

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Apologies if you assumed I literally ment filled to the brim as in 3L, I assumed you most people would be intelligent enough understand that it was not ment to be taken literally.
I was just kidding man
Most guys on merb exaggerate the female orgasm
And on this thread. Most guys seem to exaggerate the male one
 
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Most of the liquid comes from the prostate. So you may fantasize about balls sizes but you got it wrong. Sorry... I remember once with an escort, she was sitting on the bed, me standing. She was blowing me. Just before I came she lowered my shaft toward her big breast and then I came so hard... I shot over her head on her hair. We both started laughing, she being proud of the effect she produced and me surprised and satisfied. Of course no condom so I couldn't quantitate the volume...
Thanks for the tip LIH. I read once that load can get out as fast as 40km/h. I notice that if I masturbate hourly 3-4 times before meeting without coming and session is long and hot, most of time I get full speed at exploding time. When no speed, I call them wet firecrackers. I like more power than volume. :p
 

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Last year I spent a hot and heavy full afternoon of rope bondage/teasing/edging with my submissive sugar baby

When I finally released, I exploded so much and so hard that I actually split my urethral meatus--aka pee hole--when I came

I bled

She was so proud of herself
 

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Last year I spent a hot and heavy full afternoon of rope bondage/teasing/edging with my submissive sugar baby

When I finally released, I exploded so much and so hard that I actually split my urethral meatus--aka pee hole--when I came

I bled

She was so proud of herself
Although nothing is impossible. I am probably not the only merbite to be googling this to see the feasibility of this actually hapenning
So I call bullshit on this one and blame urethral play as the reason for the tear. Something going in versus the explosion coming out
 
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Although nothing is impossible. I am probably not the only merbite to be googling this to see the feasibility of this actually hapenning
So I call bullshit on this one and blame urethral play as the reason for the tear. Something going in versus the explosion coming out
I dont know if this thing happened for real, but I have something similar happened to me a long time ago. I dont think it has anything to do with the amount, much more about the pressure. I got a tear inside the urethrea, like about at the midlenght point. It happened when I burst in a position where my dick was bend a bit backward, so yes it bleeds and burns and takes a long time to heal if you are very active sexually. And it tends to happen over and over if I'm not careful about the position and angle of my dick when I cum, even more if the girl is very tight.

About the pressure, I have this funny comment from my favorite masseuse giving me a hj. When I erupted she went like: tabarnak! Un peu plus et tu arrosait la voisine!
 

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When I blow my load in a girls mouth. I get the same comment almost every single time:
“Criss. Tu dois faire des jumeaux toi!”
 

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Record = Horst Schultz achieved an ejaculation from 5.71 m (18.7 ft.) away.

The average is 20 cm.

My living room is almost 15 feet.
 
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Although nothing is impossible. I am probably not the only merbite to be googling this to see the feasibility of this actually hapenning
So I call bullshit on this one and blame urethral play as the reason for the tear. Something going in versus the explosion coming out

I have never done urethral play; not my bag as I am a top not a bottom

I offered an experience. In my very first merb post. Pretty sure you were not there. Yet you called bullshit

Welcome to the community to me, eh?
 

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I have never done urethral play; not my bag as I am a top not a bottom

I offered an experience. In my very first merb post. Pretty sure you were not there. Yet you called bullshit

Welcome to the community to me, eh?
Actually. Was your third. I still don’t believe in the feasibility of your dick ripping because of a cumshot. You would have passed out from the pain
 
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