Two of the funniest stories about embarrassing moments came from Eagerbeaver. One of them happened at the Delta Mtl, and the other at the Vogue. I'll let him tell the stories if he choses so.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened
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I don't understand the science behind this statement. If the sperm tastes good then that means he isn't sick???????????? The taste of sperm can be influenced by eating certain foods like pineapple. I never heard that bad tasting sperm suggests sickness or STD. I don't doubt the client said it, I am just questioning the science behind the statement.
I don't think there was any thinking of science behind his statement EagerBeaver.
That's one hell of a fetish! my women in glasses fetish doesn't seem that weird anymore lol!
Embarrassing moments.
Having a nice moon light walk along the beach with your girlfriend and when the LSD wears off you realize that you are dragging around a stolen mannequin in a Wendy's parking lot.
Having a nice moon light walk along the beach with your girlfriend and when the LSD wears off you realize that you are dragging around a stolen mannequin in a Wendy's parking lot.
On my side behind her and as I push to enter lo and behold I slip in the back door. She squeeled a little and told me not to move ! She told me to go slow and don't pull out or I wasn't getting back in 
we fucked like that for what seemed like forever and finally I came Afterwards she told me that although she had tried anal several times she had never been successful and figured that because she wasn't expecting it, that it went very well and she actually enjoyed it. I see her privately to this day and every now and then, yes she asks me to do anal on her. It was both embarrassing and funny at the same time but ended up pleasant for us both
we fucked like that for what seemed like forever and finally I came Afterwards she told me that although she had tried anal several times she had never been successful and figured that because she wasn't expecting it, that it went very well and she actually enjoyed it. I see her privately to this day and every now and then, yes she asks me to do anal on her. It was both embarrassing and funny at the same time but ended up pleasant for us both I was with a client and during he was on top he start kissing. he looks up and scream to me with horrified look "oh my nose bleeding !! " he run to the toilet and I wake up look at me in in the mirror. I had blood all over my face. Anyway I wipe my face and I return to the bed like nothing. He comes back....With Kleenex rolled as a tampon in each nostril with a really serious face. Hilarous. I try to do my best not to laugh and avoid his face. He ask me for a bj and during ask me look at him (maybe he forget what he had in his nose) ... I could not help myself...I start laughing and can't stop. I tried to continue what i was doing but it was just impossible I laughed too much. Finally he jump out of bed very mad and left. I was felt bad for him after but shit he was looking so stupid with those buffers in the nose. :lol:
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