What's your attire when answering the door?
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Women will never tell you what they want. We're suppose to figure it out.
I have also been told a few times that I smell good. Maybe they are too polite to complain about our excessive hygiene.
(I'm pretty sure Doc was seriously joking)
Make sure you shower just before the girl shows up and that this isn't your first shower of the day. That about covers it.
I wasn't aware that the multibillion cosmetic industry was out there to make us look good & smell nice for 'sexual encounters'.
Why? The girls will see you no matter what since they want your money.
Of course not. You're paying her to flood you with compliments (among other things).
Once again, use The Doc Holliday Method. It rarely fails.
Nah! Stop wasting unnecessary energy & help save the planet. Too many people take showers for no good reason & that's why our hotel bills are always high. Take less showers & you'll see hotel rates going down since they'll be saving lots of $$ with their water & heating bills.
p.s. Has anyone ever heard of an sp refusing to see a client because he hasn't showered prior to her arrival? Not me. Plus, how will she know? Do you guys tell sps that you've just showered when she shows up to your door? I don't think so.....
Hello Sinbad,
Are you telling us you never dump left over food on your bed or spray your place with eau de wet dog to enhance her sexual appetites??? Strange! :noidea: :eyebrows:
Now you know why Toronto rates are so high...and some have "special extraordinary compensation rates".
Happy turn ons,
Merlot
Usually I am dressed in nice slacks, a dress shirt, and nice shoes.
The only time I dressed in less was when 1 lady showed up 10 minutes early!
The only time I dressed in less was when 1 lady showed up 10 minutes early!
I don't know if there are a lot of women who get off on B.O., but there is that very funny (and sexy) scene in the original Porky's. Kim Cattrall's caracter turns into an animal after smelling sweaty gym attire. See for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFGLb0et8u8&feature=related
YoungBob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFGLb0et8u8&feature=related
YoungBob
Yes, great movie. The scene in the shower was even more funny. Clean or sweaty, there's laughs for everyone.
Porky's
Ironic that this great movie is being discussed here this morning. It's main actor committed suicide just a couple of days ago.
Ironic that this great movie is being discussed here this morning. It's main actor committed suicide just a couple of days ago.
I've heard of escorts who resented having to see clients who hadn't showered. Because the escorts told me about it and said they appreciated that I took a bit of trouble for them.
She'll know by smell and sight, the same way as anyone else.
And Iggy never makes outrageous statements, or never used too.
No, but I've had them sniff at my crotch. It was right after I had been sniffing theirs. :lol: good thing we both had showered. :amen:
Sweetwater
:lol: I'd wouldn't allow the dog to do that when I'm answering the door though. Not at first anyway. :eyebrows:
Sweetwater
Sweetwater
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Lily from Montreal
Please guys,be dressed...it is really fun to undress you...and we can take a nice shower together as foreplay if you do not want to shower and dress again...
I always shower before she arrived, usually getting into shower 20/25 min before the apointed time, and then i just put back on a pair of pants and a tshirt... i used to put socks on but then i taugh its so a waste of time anyway, since i will remove them very soon. The whole dressing is just to look normal opening up the door. Im usualy always in a band shirt(metal) and classic pants. I also don't remove my tshirt during sex, im a bit shy on this since im curently overweigh.
There was one girl several years ago who suggested i answer the door without my clothes on the next time we'd see one another. We had seen one another twice already & this girl possessed the kinky mind of a guy. In her portuguese accent, she said:
"Dahling. The next time i come to see you, i vant you to answer the door with no clothes on. Why not? We now know one another very good already, and we both enjoy being lovers to one another. So next time i come here, answer the door naked so that we can have sex right away, and if we have time we will do the talking after."
It sounded like a great idea, but she left the business a month or so later. I did receive an email from her informing me that she had 'retired', but she wanted to know if i was interested in 'remaining as one of her lovers', as she put it. A few weeks later, she informed me that she was visiting her homeland, and never did return to Canada. Dommage!
I still speak to her occasionally (once or twice a year) and she's very successful in her new business. I doubt she'll ever return to North America.
p.s. Needless to say, i never did get to answer the door in the nude.
"Dahling. The next time i come to see you, i vant you to answer the door with no clothes on. Why not? We now know one another very good already, and we both enjoy being lovers to one another. So next time i come here, answer the door naked so that we can have sex right away, and if we have time we will do the talking after."
It sounded like a great idea, but she left the business a month or so later. I did receive an email from her informing me that she had 'retired', but she wanted to know if i was interested in 'remaining as one of her lovers', as she put it. A few weeks later, she informed me that she was visiting her homeland, and never did return to Canada. Dommage!
I still speak to her occasionally (once or twice a year) and she's very successful in her new business. I doubt she'll ever return to North America.
p.s. Needless to say, i never did get to answer the door in the nude.
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