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What's your attire when answering the door?

Siocnarf

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I always use cologne, and often get compliments from the ladies. No girl has ever told me she wished I smelled of stale sweat! To each his own.

sinbad

Women will never tell you what they want. We're suppose to figure it out.:)
I have also been told a few times that I smell good. Maybe they are too polite to complain about our excessive hygiene.
(I'm pretty sure Doc was seriously joking)
 

Red Paul

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Make sure you shower just before the girl shows up and that this isn't your first shower of the day. That about covers it.
 

Doc Holliday

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There's a multi billion cosmetic industry out there dedicated to making us look and smell nice for sexual encounters.

I wasn't aware that the multibillion cosmetic industry was out there to make us look good & smell nice for 'sexual encounters'.

I always make sure my body and breath are clean and fresh. I always use cologne,

Why? The girls will see you no matter what since they want your money.

I often get compliments from the ladies. No girl has ever told me she wished I smelled of stale sweat!

Of course not. You're paying her to flood you with compliments (among other things).


Once again, use The Doc Holliday Method. It rarely fails.
 

Doc Holliday

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Make sure you shower just before the girl shows up and that this isn't your first shower of the day. That about covers it.

Nah! Stop wasting unnecessary energy & help save the planet. Too many people take showers for no good reason & that's why our hotel bills are always high. Take less showers & you'll see hotel rates going down since they'll be saving lots of $$ with their water & heating bills.

p.s. Has anyone ever heard of an sp refusing to see a client because he hasn't showered prior to her arrival? Not me. Plus, how will she know? Do you guys tell sps that you've just showered when she shows up to your door? I don't think so.....
 

Merlot

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Doc, I'm still trying to work out if you're joking!

sinbad

Hello Sinbad,

Are you telling us you never dump left over food on your bed or spray your place with eau de wet dog to enhance her sexual appetites??? Strange! :noidea: :eyebrows:

Now you know why Toronto rates are so high...and some have "special extraordinary compensation rates". :D

Happy turn ons,

Merlot
 

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I don't know if there are a lot of women who get off on B.O., but there is that very funny (and sexy) scene in the original Porky's. Kim Cattrall's caracter turns into an animal after smelling sweaty gym attire. See for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFGLb0et8u8&feature=related

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Siocnarf

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Yes, great movie. The scene in the shower was even more funny. Clean or sweaty, there's laughs for everyone.
 

Doc Holliday

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Porky's

Ironic that this great movie is being discussed here this morning. It's main actor committed suicide just a couple of days ago.
 

Siocnarf

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And also ironic learning it from you Doc, since his first name was Wyatt
 

Red Paul

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Has anyone ever heard of an sp refusing to see a client because he hasn't showered prior to her arrival? Not me.

I've heard of escorts who resented having to see clients who hadn't showered. Because the escorts told me about it and said they appreciated that I took a bit of trouble for them.

Plus, how will she know? Do you guys tell sps that you've just showered when she shows up to your door? I don't think so.....

She'll know by smell and sight, the same way as anyone else.
 

sweetwater

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Doc is always serious..........................:lol:
And Iggy never makes outrageous statements, or never used too. :rolleyes::D

...Do you guys tell sps that you've just showered when she shows up to your door? I don't think so.....
No, but I've had them sniff at my crotch. It was right after I had been sniffing theirs. :lol: good thing we both had showered. :amen:
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sweetwater

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:lol: I'd wouldn't allow the dog to do that when I'm answering the door though. Not at first anyway. :eyebrows:
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Usually, i'm not the one opening the door...she is. For me it's all about incalls. I try to be as clean as possible when i arrive, but i always take a quick shower on site.
 
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Lily from Montreal

Please guys,be dressed...it is really fun to undress you...and we can take a nice shower together as foreplay if you do not want to shower and dress again...
 

Halloween Mike

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I always shower before she arrived, usually getting into shower 20/25 min before the apointed time, and then i just put back on a pair of pants and a tshirt... i used to put socks on but then i taugh its so a waste of time anyway, since i will remove them very soon. The whole dressing is just to look normal opening up the door. Im usualy always in a band shirt(metal) and classic pants. I also don't remove my tshirt during sex, im a bit shy on this since im curently overweigh.
 

Doc Holliday

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There was one girl several years ago who suggested i answer the door without my clothes on the next time we'd see one another. We had seen one another twice already & this girl possessed the kinky mind of a guy. In her portuguese accent, she said:

"Dahling. The next time i come to see you, i vant you to answer the door with no clothes on. Why not? We now know one another very good already, and we both enjoy being lovers to one another. So next time i come here, answer the door naked so that we can have sex right away, and if we have time we will do the talking after."

It sounded like a great idea, but she left the business a month or so later. I did receive an email from her informing me that she had 'retired', but she wanted to know if i was interested in 'remaining as one of her lovers', as she put it. A few weeks later, she informed me that she was visiting her homeland, and never did return to Canada. Dommage!

I still speak to her occasionally (once or twice a year) and she's very successful in her new business. I doubt she'll ever return to North America.

p.s. Needless to say, i never did get to answer the door in the nude. ;)
 
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