Helirage - Do you remember Redd Foxx?
He used to have this joke he would do in his stand up routine (before he was the star of Sanford and Son).
He told this story about picking up a girl in the bar and going back to her place. They went to her bedroom to have sex. He would say the following:
First, she kicked off her sexy heels onto the couch.
Next, she took off her sexy tight dress and stockings and laid them on the couch
Next she took off her silky bra and falsies and panties and threw them on the couch
Finally, she removed her wig and false eye lashes and threw those on the couch too.
She laid in the bed and I jumped on the couch with all the good stuff.
He used to have this joke he would do in his stand up routine (before he was the star of Sanford and Son).
He told this story about picking up a girl in the bar and going back to her place. They went to her bedroom to have sex. He would say the following:
First, she kicked off her sexy heels onto the couch.
Next, she took off her sexy tight dress and stockings and laid them on the couch
Next she took off her silky bra and falsies and panties and threw them on the couch
Finally, she removed her wig and false eye lashes and threw those on the couch too.
She laid in the bed and I jumped on the couch with all the good stuff.