flush your condoms down the toilet. a lesbian couple recently contacted me to tell me that they were pregnant with me, in fact, a sex worker can sell your sperm to anyone without you knowing, when you think about it, who would give his sperm generously has sperm banks? so act gentlemen ![/COLOR]
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The « why » is quite funny. If really you are afraid that someone could use your sperm, rinse the condom before throwing it in the trash bin. But please, guys, do not flush your condoms. Do it at your house if you want but I don't want any more toilet problems.
I really don't know if you're being serious or joking. I've seen enough "alpha-bros" say this that I think people might actually believe it. I'm pretty sure your sperm isn't going to survive that much exposure to oxygen.
Yeah, that ^^ Or maybe you could pull a Drake and add some hotsauce to it before putting it in the trash?
This is extreme for something nobody does ever, haha!
Another reason to ask for cim!
Oh. This thread is fun
Oh. This thread is fun
Yeah I know that my incall has a medical grade deep freeze for that precise reason
Operator: 911, quel est votre urgence? What’s your emergency?
Her: I have sperm I need to freeze STAT!
Yes we are making fun of it because that’s quite ridiculous. No one does that.
If they do, they’re morons and should have the kids taken away. Having kids this way and not having a full medical background of the “father” is reckless.
The closest story I’ve found is a documentary I’ve watched over the summer about artisanal sperm donations through Facebook. Spoiler alert! It didn’t end well for the women going that route.
If they do, they’re morons and should have the kids taken away. Having kids this way and not having a full medical background of the “father” is reckless.
The closest story I’ve found is a documentary I’ve watched over the summer about artisanal sperm donations through Facebook. Spoiler alert! It didn’t end well for the women going that route.
Please never flush a condom, it will block the pipes. If you want to bring your sperm home, tie a knot in it and put in in your pocket lol but dont break my toilet!!
I've been thinking about the OP's story since yesterday and I must say that I'm worried... It does sound far fetched, but not impossible, and because the implications are extremely serious, I think maximum caution from the male half should be exerciced.
I was unable to find a reliable source for how long the sperm stays viable in a household freezer, but it's usually the first step before cryopreservation (-196 °C) for long term storage. Thus, once can assume that the sperm can stay viable for a few hours in a household freezer, potentially enabling clandestine fertilization.
I was unable to find a reliable source for how long the sperm stays viable in a household freezer, but it's usually the first step before cryopreservation (-196 °C) for long term storage. Thus, once can assume that the sperm can stay viable for a few hours in a household freezer, potentially enabling clandestine fertilization.
Not to sound rude but why would anyone want to get impregnated by their clients?
There's obviously only one solution to this guys. We're going to have to start drinking our own cum. Anything else leaves the possibility of these ladies stealing our cum and having our baby, which I'm 99% certain is the only reason anyone goes into this line of work in the first place. You thought your regular SP quit or is just taking some time off? Nope, she's pumping out another baby.
P.S. I'm being sarcastic, in case you didn't catch it.
P.S. I'm being sarcastic, in case you didn't catch it.
Frankly I think the OP's story is highly unlikely, but not impossible. Again, because the implications are huge (having an unwanted child), I think this warrants maximal precautions. I almost never visit incalls anymore, but if I do in the future, I'll bring a Ziploc bag with me.
Just do like Giselle said. Keep it on, head to the bathroom, take it off, rinse it and then throw it in the garbage so that you don’t ruin someone’s pipes.
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