you could be a starbuck and not know it...

[MCTJ]

Not to sound rude but why would anyone want to get impregnated by their clients?

@asspanker (nice name BTW...)

You dropped a bomb with your story, making an extraordinary claim that a lesbian couple got pregnant without your consent. If you want us to believe you and that you're just not trolling us in huge font, show us the receipts (the evidence).

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" (-the great Carl Sagan)

 

[asspanker]

@asspanker (nice name BTW...)

You dropped a bomb with your story, making an extraordinary claim that a lesbian couple got pregnant without your consent. If you want us to believe you and that you're just not trolling us in huge font, show us the receipts (the evidence).

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" (-the great Carl Sagan)

I don't have a receipt for my stolen sperm, all I can tell you is that I saw them and they told me. I don't know their name so I can't do any further research, that's it. was just to warn people that it is doable and to take precautions. the ziploc option is better I admit.

 

[Flyingby]

I don't have a receipt for my stolen sperm, all I can tell you is that I saw them and they told me. I don't know their name so I can't do any further research, that's it. was just to warn people that it is doable and to take precautions. the ziploc option is better I admit.

Well that is good news.
If you don’t know their name. They won’t be after you for child support
Are these ladies SP? Maybe write a review

 

[asspanker]

Well that is good news.
If you don’t know their name. They won’t be after you for child support
Are these ladies SP? Maybe write a review

that's what made me realize the way they could have proceeded and I don't know what SP it might be I met some of them this year

 

[Flyingby]

that's what made me realize the way they could have proceeded and I don't know what SP it might be I met some of them this year

You should share the whole story
Some of these stories are more interesting than reviews
We all need a laugh

 

[TigerWould]

I'm part of the '80's free sex, no condom generation. I'm sure I have a few kids running around somewhere lol.

 

[Giselle Montreal]

the ziploc option is better I admit.

Why are you all sticking to the Ziploc option when it's so easy and way far less disgusting to rinse it in the sink and throw it in the garbage?

 

[LC18]

Why are you all sticking to the Ziploc option when it's so easy and way far less disgusting to rinse it in the sink and throw it in the garbage?

Right? Are they bringing it back home and freezing it for their guests?

I once saw a grown man putting a wet condom in his winter jacket

 

[Giselle Montreal]

I once saw a grown man putting a wet condom in his winter jacket

I say who said after the session "...but I should flush the condom because the FBI could find evidence of me being here". I said NO, you throw it in the garbage, don't ruin my toilet. And your fingerprints are everywhere. And why would the FBI come to my place to look for you. Who are you. What is that story!

 

[Nachoy]

can’t really see this happening unless you are a famous celebrity like Drake. If you are the average Joe I think chance are slim to none

 

[hob12]

That's why I always go for CIM!

 

[OverIce]

This thread is bonkers!! But all kinds of awesome!

 

[Flyingby]

That's why I always go for CIM!

See post #10 amigo

 

[hob12]

See post #10 amigo

dang it

 

[Julia Sky]

I can't stop laughing.

Whoever texted you, OP, is very likely just laughing. It's most likely some kind of twisted prank. How would they know for sure that it's your sperm, otherwise? Did you have a booking with a unreviewed lesbian who immediately stopped advertising after seeing you? She posted one single ad, had one client, stole his sperm, deleted her ads, got pregnant and somehow figured texting him about it was the way to go?

You've either been pranked or you're pranking us. Like you want to feel and appear important lol.

Nobody does that. There are easier, safer ways to get impregnated.

And please do not flush condoms in the toilet. Only do that if its your own toilet in a house that you own, if you want to be an idiot.

 

[dext]

so it means that i have childrens all over the world?

 

[dext]

who remember the scene from family guy, when peter griffin met his childrens?

 

[Zoe_Sixxx]

Who to impregnate myself with first?

 

[Fradi]

Imagine if they shared and both are pregnant.
If both of them have twins, just think of the child support payments for the next 18 years.
You better start saving now.

 

[OverIce]

View attachment 79710
Who to impregnate myself with first?

OMFG!! Hahaha.
Your Google search is on FIRE with this one!!!