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Thread: Pussy farts............. Does it ruin the mood?

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    Pussy farts............. Does it ruin the mood?

    Weather sucks outside and whole house is clean, had a couple of bowls of cereal and my mind starts to wander then this question pops in my head.

    No issue and continue? Switch positions?

    I am gonna have another bowl of cereal and play Call of Duty now.
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    I love pussy farts. Doggy style pussy farts are the best. When you pump her from behind and she farts it creates a cushion of air that tickles my cock and gives an amazing cool air sensation. Instant cum for me. Hard to find a girl who does that. Know anyone?

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    OMG, doggy pussy farts (I hate calling them that) are hilarious and they always make me laugh out loud. Which can be a bit of a mood killer for me, but it's all good fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiannas View Post
    OMG, doggy pussy farts (I hate calling them that) are hilarious and they always make me laugh out loud. Which can be a bit of a mood killer for me, but it's all good fun!
    Uh, well, if you do a "pussy fart" and then laugh out loud, for me it would be the tensing around my cock that would be the major sensation not the "pussy Fart" that would excite me the most. I had a partner who could tighten the muscles around her vagina so damned tight she would almost squeeze the cum from me on command and after I came she would squeeze just to tease, loved it. Not many women will use that control to let a man know that she feels him but those that do, laugh, sneeze or cough, I love it all,
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    Pussy fart - acceptable

    Ass fart - unacceptable

    That about covers it for me.

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    Not exactly 'pussy farts', but i'd just love to share my love of having a woman fart in my face during 69. There's nothing like it! Oh, what a feeling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Holliday View Post
    Not exactly 'pussy farts', but i'd just love to share my love of having a woman fart in my face during 69. There's nothing like it! Oh, what a feeling!
    The diversity of perversions on MERB never fails to amuse... You're a sick man, Doc... Nasty.

    Really? That would kill the mood in 69... (Not 'pussy farts', which are cute, but a real ass fart.) I might just have to ask the girl to leave... immediately. Akin to the guy farting while receiving BJ - awful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Holliday View Post
    Not exactly 'pussy farts', but i'd just love to share my love of having a woman fart in my face during 69. There's nothing like it! Oh, what a feeling!

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    It's called queefing

    Its funny but kills the mood a little. It's not like I'll stop sooo not so much

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    Sadly I had the same experience as Doc (regular fart during 69). It happened just as I came too, which was a weird experience to say the least.

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    The most dangerous type is the ones that go foowah, foowah, foowah, and sputter.

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    Creating pussy farts is as simple as blowing up a balloon.
    Just blow some air into her pussy and clamp it shut with your fingers.
    Release the air slowly and she`ll make great trumpet sounds with her vibrating labia.
    Careful that you don`t release your grip on her pussy too quick cause she may rocket off the bed.

    Dumbest thread in Merb history

    Solty if you are still bored....start a thread on being water-boarded during 69....is it distracting ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudsurf View Post
    Dumbest thread in Merb history

    Solty if you are still bored....start a thread on being water-boarded during 69....is it distracting ?
    We did learn something new and awkward about Doc, though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollingstone View Post
    Sadly I had the same experience as Doc (regular fart during 69). It happened just as I came too, which was a weird experience to say the least.
    I agree that it is quite a unique experience. But what makes it more enjoyable, for me anyways, is when a girl's farts smell just like my own.

    But seriously, there's nothing like a good fart during 69. I honestly don't know how many times i've told a girl "fart in my face, baby!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Holliday View Post
    I agree that it is quite a unique experience. But what makes it more enjoyable, for me anyways, is when a girl's farts smell just like my own.

    But seriously, there's nothing like a good fart during 69. I honestly don't know how many times i've told a girl "fart in my face, baby!"

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