Pussy farts............. Does it ruin the mood?

[pat98]

non ces la premiere fois que j'entend cela lol

bon ok debord alors voilà :lol:
D A T O ..

urban dictionnary : Dining at the orifice. Similar to daty except it refers to analingus

In french : L'anulingus ou anilinctus voire anilingus (en anglais « rimming »), ou encore « feuille de rose1 » en langage populaire, est une pratique sexuelle consistant en l'excitation buccale de l'anus
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anulingus

En québécois : manger la cenne lololol

 

[snoodle]

or tossing the salad lol

 

[Sir Richard Branson]

If it bothers you, I have invented a little device that alleviates the problem. The device is inserted into the pussy and it allows the excess air to be evacuated. It also emits a pleasant little toot as the air is allowed to exit. I call it the pussy whistle. Available at fine store everywhere this coming Christmas season.

http://soundbible.com/1542-Air-Horn.html

If it makes this noie you have inserted it into the wrong hole. Turn her over and insert into the other hole.

http://soundbible.com/740-Ocean-Liner-Whistle.html