I need a little feedback from the community. For some time now I've been thinging about changing my handle. About two seconds of thought went into picking the name "Fat Happy Buddha", but lately I've been wondering if it isn't too long. Also, whenever I have a temper tantrum (and we all do sooner or later) somebody is bound to say, "Hey, I think you should go back to your scriptures" or "Say ommmmm".
I've been thinking about calling myself the Green Bastard. It slips nicely off the tongue. It also has a cool, bad-boy flavour which will balance out the fact that I am basically a wus. Finally, I have an easier time imagining a beautiful woman crying out in ecstasy, "Green Bastard, do it again." Am I wrong, or does "Fat Happy Buddha, take me from behind!" not have the same punch?
The only drawback with the name Green Bastard is that I didn't create it. It was a character in the first episode of the Trailer Park Boys I ever saw (so it has a sentimental meaning).
I trust the judgement of the community. If you think FHB is good, I will keep it. Merbites, can you tell me, which is better.......Fat Happy Buddha or Green Bastard?
I thank you in advance for you advice.