I thought this was funny:
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him
that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a
few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks..................
"What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no.
That will never work. That is much too crass.
Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
to do with being a whore or a call girl?".
"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."
-K
_______________________________________________
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him
that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a
few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks..................
"What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no.
That will never work. That is much too crass.
Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
to do with being a whore or a call girl?".
"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."
-K
