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    Hugh Heffner almost died while having sex

    Sex toy nearly killed Heffner

    Hugh Hefner has made a killing throughout his lifetime on sex, but having sex nearly killed him.

    The 83-year-old admits that he nearly died choking on a sex toy while in bed with a group of girlfriends.

    He revealed: “What is the closest I’ve come to death? There was a moment when I was having sex with four Playmates and I almost swallowed a Ben Wa ball.”

    At his age, Hef admits that it's becoming increasing difficult to leave his bed so he prefers to spend most of his time there taking care of as many tasks as he possibly can.

    He added: “My most treasured possession is my rotating round bed. I don't have dinner parties – I eat my dinner in bed. I relax with my girls in bed, just watching a movie and having a good time.

    “If I had to dress up in fancy dress, I’d wear my pajamas.”

    Only Hef can make pajamas look so cool! But in the meanwhile, maybe he should lay off the sex toys!

    http://www.hollyscoop.com/hugh-hefne...sex_22226.aspx

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    Jeffery Ross roasts Hugh Hefner.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WNJWyxff-M

    Great line at 4:20.
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    Imagine if you were a young stud that had to fuck a 83 year old biddy to be kept in luxury!

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    Which would be more embarrassing?

    Choking to death - which would be more embarrassing?

    Sex toy nearly killed Heffner

    or

    Pretzel nearly killed Bush

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Hilfinger View Post
    Imagine if you were a young stud that had to fuck a 83 year old biddy to be kept in luxury!
    Sounds a lot like some of the sps i've met over the years.

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