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Thor Jr

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I almost exclusively wear underwear for clients. In my day to day I tend to go commando lol
Thats nice, I would of figured you for the cheeky panties, those are my favorites, on women . I dont have the ass to pull them off.

I tend to go commando when I golf, theres days that are brutal with heat.
 

Lunaseraphim

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I almost exclusively wear underwear for clients. In my day to day I tend to go commando lol
Same lol in the winter I do. Or I wear cute briefs and sports bras.. now that my bra size have increased I need to buy new sets tho
 
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Bitching about the men texting “what’s your address I’ll be there in 30 mins”

You don’t even know if I will be there in 30 mins relax it’s not Tony Pizzeria here
Have you ever received a pizza that you ordered in 30 min lol.
It is quicker to see an escort sometimes than to get a pizza.
 

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Have you ever received a pizza that you ordered in 30 min lol.
It is quicker to see an escort sometimes than to get a pizza.
With Uber eats and other similar apps you can get food delivered pretty fast lol I think people are used to convenience
 

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Have you ever received a pizza that you ordered in 30 min lol.
It is quicker to see an escort sometimes than to get a pizza.

Yes often but I ordered from downtown or a populated area. Never tried from a place where restaurants are a good distance from my place

Also Pizza Pizza has a “30 mins delivery or it’s free” policy…or at least it did a few years ago
 

Thor Jr

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With Uber eats and other similar apps you can get food delivered pretty fast lol I think people are used to convenience
I don't want Uber eats, I like to get fresh air and a little exercise. I go pick up my food.

Even Packages have to get picked up, cause im never home for the deliveries so I get a notice of where to pick it up.

I believe only escorts actually get delivered to my place. Lol
 

Julia Sky

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Thats nice, I would of figured you for the cheeky panties, those are my favorites, on women

Definitely not one to wear those! They're often uncomfortable to me and I hate panty outlines showing under tight clothes haha. I feel like cheeky panties don't agree with my bubble butt lol
 
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Eggs. Is it just me or it is almost impossible to crack an egg these days without having little piece of the shell mixed with the eggs ?? I don’t know if they genetically modified the shells to be lighter or what ??? Never had this problem before and now, i always have to plunge my fingers in the gooey egg to retrieve pieces ... I hate this fucking texture ...
 
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Eggs. Is it just me or it is almost impossible to crack an egg these days without having little piece of the shell mixed with the eggs ?? I don’t know if they genetically modified the shells to be lighter or what ??? Never had this problem before and now, i always have to plunge my fingers in the gooey egg to retrieve pieces ... I hate this fucking texture ...

Do you crack them fresh out of the fridge?
 

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Eggs. Is it just me or it is almost impossible to crack an egg these days without having little piece of the shell mixed with the eggs ?? I don’t know if they genetically modified the shells to be lighter or what ??? Never had this problem before and now, i always have to plunge my fingers in the gooey egg to retrieve pieces ... I hate this fucking texture ...
Crack your eggs on a flat surface, not on the edge of a recipient!
 
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