The Bitching thread

[Thor Jr]

With Uber eats and other similar apps you can get food delivered pretty fast lol I think people are used to convenience

I don't want Uber eats, I like to get fresh air and a little exercise. I go pick up my food.

Even Packages have to get picked up, cause im never home for the deliveries so I get a notice of where to pick it up.

I believe only escorts actually get delivered to my place. Lol

 

[Julia Sky]

Thats nice, I would of figured you for the cheeky panties, those are my favorites, on women

Definitely not one to wear those! They're often uncomfortable to me and I hate panty outlines showing under tight clothes haha. I feel like cheeky panties don't agree with my bubble butt lol

 

[S.S neo]

Eggs. Is it just me or it is almost impossible to crack an egg these days without having little piece of the shell mixed with the eggs ?? I don’t know if they genetically modified the shells to be lighter or what ??? Never had this problem before and now, i always have to plunge my fingers in the gooey egg to retrieve pieces ... I hate this fucking texture ...

 

[LC18]

Eggs. Is it just me or it is almost impossible to crack an egg these days without having little piece of the shell mixed with the eggs ?? I don’t know if they genetically modified the shells to be lighter or what ??? Never had this problem before and now, i always have to plunge my fingers in the gooey egg to retrieve pieces ... I hate this fucking texture ...

Do you crack them fresh out of the fridge?

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Eggs. Is it just me or it is almost impossible to crack an egg these days without having little piece of the shell mixed with the eggs ?? I don’t know if they genetically modified the shells to be lighter or what ??? Never had this problem before and now, i always have to plunge my fingers in the gooey egg to retrieve pieces ... I hate this fucking texture ...

Crack your eggs on a flat surface, not on the edge of a recipient!

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Crack your eggs on a flat surface, not on the edge of a recipient!

*chicken eggs, not your own eggs.

 

[LeDodo]

*chicken eggs, not your own eggs.

Too late ...

 

[Julia Sky]

*chicken eggs, not your own eggs.

Or duck eggs. The best !

 

[twenty4seven]

What in the Actual Fuck is with the overabundance of drivers in black cars with no lights on in the pitch black night? Add a little snow and they might as well be invisible.

 

[Alucard87]

I don’t like thongs, g-strings or whatever thing that is designed to be between my butt cheeks all day

If I could find a girl who wanted me in her butt cheeks all day good Lord....

 

[S.S neo]

Do you crack them fresh out of the fridge?

Yes and on a flat surface. I’ve watch Gordon Ramsay too ... In fact, I think i have better results when i break them with a knife or my forehead

 

[Alucard87]

Yes and on a flat surface. I’ve watch Gordon Ramsay too ... In fact, I think i have better results when i break them with a knife or my forehead

I eat about 8 eggs a day. I tap them hard enough on a flat surface to cause a crack, then I stuff my thumb through and pull apart. Clean break each and every time.

 

[S.S neo]

I eat about 8 eggs a day. I tap them hard enough on a flat surface to cause a crack, then I stuff my thumb through and pull apart. Clean break each and every time.

Ok but you are a 3rd dan black belt Jedi master egg cracker if you are eating 8 eggs everyvday. I eat maybe 2 to 6 eggs a week so it’s rookie numbers compare to you.

 

[Alucard87]

Ok but you are a 3rd dan black belt Jedi master egg cracker if you are eating 8 eggs everyvday. I eat maybe 2 to 6 eggs a week so it’s rookie numbers compare to you.

One handed I should add. I promise you it's no big deal, give it a shot like a well oiled thumb sliding in a girl's backdoor

 

[LC18]

Yes and on a flat surface. I’ve watch Gordon Ramsay too ... In fact, I think i have better results when i break them with a knife or my forehead

Mine are always room temperature. By that I mean I take it out 30-45 mins before I cook it

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Or duck eggs. The best !

Hard to find fresh duck eggs though.

 

[LeDodo]

Hard to find fresh duck eggs though.

In supermarket yes, in wet market no.

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

In supermarket yes, in wet market no.

Wet market?

 

[Julia Sky]

Hard to find fresh duck eggs though.

Avril supermarché has them !

 

[Giselle Montreal]

Not enough bitching here.