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I have so many questions about the glory hole experience that was offered by a SP in Ottawa. How do you set that up? How do you make sure people shower? I could almost see how that could work at my place but that would require some crafting
 

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When she is yearning to come and I hold her tight to continue until she does
 
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I have so many questions about the glory hole experience that was offered by a SP in Ottawa. How do you set that up? How do you make sure people shower? I could almost see how that could work at my place but that would require some crafting
It's my understanding that there were wet wipes and very short appointments (15 minutes).
 

LeDodo

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Yesterday I passed by Orange Julep. There were lot of cars and a lambo revving.
I feel like it's lively somehow :)
 
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Yesterday I passed by Orange Julep. There were lot of cars and a lambo revving.
I feel like it's lively somehow :)
There's a vintage car convention there once in a while! I went with a friend before
 
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Yes! During spring and summer there are lot of "meets" it can be noisy sometimes but I like to see people gathering with a common interest
I find that it's a really interesting neighborhood too.
 

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Maybe this would heal me! I remember an office I worked at had a mouse pad with boobs, everyone wanted it
 
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I once went to the Orange Julep on a summer Saturday night just to watch the chaos. Got some fries, and sat in the back of my hatchback. It's a lot of "LOOK MY CAR IS SO FANCY" and "MY ENGINE IS SO LOUD" people driving in circles, and some others with their hoods up to display the shiny greatness. Very entertaining, and the fries are good.
 

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I once went to the Orange Julep on a summer Saturday night just to watch the chaos. Got some fries, and sat in the back of my hatchback. It's a lot of "LOOK MY CAR IS SO FANCY" and "MY ENGINE IS SO LOUD" people driving in circles, and some others with their hoods up to display the shiny greatness. Very entertaining, and the fries are good.
Their spaghetti is good too! A little bit tasting like the Philippines' one.

What I like to see outside of Orange Julep is the cop car waiting and getting naive people who speed in or out of the carpark and get caught lol
 
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Maybe I'll be brave and go to a few outdoor raves this summer
 

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I don't get why some men are ok with fake moans. There's almost nothing more irritating to me then when you've been at it for a while and the fake moans come up, except when the girl starts fake moaning the very instant you touch her for the first time to clean a piece of lint out of her belly button. It makes me think that she's broken or something. To me the fake moaning is just conclusive audio proof that you're not getting the job done naturally, that you're an utter failure as a man and a lover, that you've learned nothing about sex your entire life and that the girl's just not into you. Instead of speeding things along as it's intended to do it's just a giant buzzkill that actually delays completion. Having her silent as a corpse is even better because at least that way you can feel like a sexy deviant indulging in some very taboo necrophilia and the forbidden fruit aspect of it might get you off faster. Or you can put your hand over her mouth and pretend you're in the attic with your cousin while your uncle is walking around in the room below or something. Anything. Latin women are even worse because every single one of them insists on calling you "Papi". It's totally emasculating because they call everybody that and you just had a look at the guy that came out of the room before you and he's 100 years old and uses a walker and you know that evil latin bitch is going to call you exactly the same thing just to fuck with you.

Now I'm thinking about which cousins I have that are hot. And which uncles are now dead. I blame all of you. I know it's all your fault somehow. You sick fuckers. :)
 
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I don't get why some men are ok with fake moans. There's almost nothing more irritating to me then when you've been at it for a while and the fake moans come up, except when the girl starts fake moaning the very instant you touch her for the first time to clean a piece of lint out of her belly button. It makes me think that she's broken or something. To me the fake moaning is just conclusive audio proof that you're not getting the job done naturally, that you're an utter failure as a man and a lover, that you've learned nothing about sex your entire life and that the girl's just not into you. Instead of speeding things along as it's intended to do it's just a giant buzzkill that actually delays completion. Having her silent as a corpse is even better because at least that way you can feel like a sexy deviant indulging in some very taboo necrophilia and the forbidden fruit aspect of it might get you off faster. Or you can put your hand over her mouth and pretend you're in the attic with your cousin while your uncle is walking around in the room below or something. Anything. Latin women are even worse because every single one of them insists on calling you "Papi". It's totally emasculating because they call everybody that and you just had a look at the guy that came out of the room before you and he's 100 years old and uses a walker and you know that evil latin bitch is going to call you exactly the same thing just to fuck with you.

Now I'm thinking about which cousins I have that are hot. And which uncles are now dead. I blame all of you. I know it's all your fault somehow. You sick fuckers. :)
This went everywhere and I cosign it only bc 'random thoughts' and also bc I've not been with enough Latinas to be called 'papi' yet and now I want to...
 
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