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urquell

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I hate people who stop with their shopping cart in the middle of aisle preventing movement on either side, but there's a special place in Hell reserved for those people who stop directly in the middle of the entry/exit door so they can arrange their purse/answer their phone/stop to arrange their children's clothing, preventing anyone else from entering or leaving a store. The clueless, inconsiderate, addle-brained pontoon heads deserve a swift kick in the balls/cooter and behind my smiling, patient, good-member-of-society face is a raging, gleefully cackling lunatic secretly striving to get out so that he can run all around Costco/Metro/whatever kicking everyone in the nuts. I think my dick just got hard thinking about it.

Note to self: Book social date with angry SP to go kick people in the nuts and then rush back to incall to have energetic, passionate, we-hate-everyone-that's-not-us sex until the police arrive and take us off to jail.

Now I'm ready for a cigarette. Too bad I don't smoke anymore.
 

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I hate people who stop with their shopping cart in the middle of aisle preventing movement on either side, but there's a special place in Hell reserved for those people who stop directly in the middle of the entry/exit door so they can arrange their purse/answer their phone/stop to arrange their children's clothing, preventing anyone else from entering or leaving a store. The clueless, inconsiderate, addle-brained pontoon heads deserve a swift kick in the balls/cooter and behind my smiling, patient, good-member-of-society face is a raging, gleefully cackling lunatic secretly striving to get out so that he can run all around Costco/Metro/whatever kicking everyone in the nuts. I think my dick just got hard thinking about it.

Note to self: Book social date with angry SP to go kick people in the nuts and then rush back to incall to have energetic, passionate, we-hate-everyone-that's-not-us sex until the police arrive and take us off to jail.

Now I'm ready for a cigarette. Too bad I don't smoke anymore.
That’s fkn hilarious hahahah. You managed to get me to smile with my constant RBF. Kicking people in the nuts as a social activity would make me wet as well LMAO. Especially cyclists.
 

urquell

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That’s fkn hilarious hahahah. You managed to get me to smile with my constant RBF. Kicking people in the nuts as a social activity would make me wet as well LMAO. Especially cyclists.
IKR? If I had the choice to pay the SP hourly rate or pay double the rate and kick people in the nuts with impunity for an hour... be a really tough call. lol
 

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My first experience with more than one partner was 3 ladies, 2 men when I first started as an escort. While it was fun, I think I prefer 3 people at most or probably just me and someone else.

Also Club L was an interesting experience when my friend brought me there, felt a little like a lab rat with all the people watching us through the window
 

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My first experience with more than one partner was 3 ladies, 2 men when I first started as an escort. While it was fun, I think I prefer 3 people at most or probably just me and someone else.

Also Club L was an interesting experience when my friend brought me there, felt a little like a lab rat with all the people watching us through the window
I guess I need to visit there.
 

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My first experience with more than one partner was 3 ladies, 2 men when I first started as an escort. While it was fun, I think I prefer 3 people at most or probably just me and someone else.

Also Club L was an interesting experience when my friend brought me there, felt a little like a lab rat with all the people watching us through the window
I agree with you. I think that as soon as you start getting past 2 women and 1 man that it's just ego unless you add another man into the mix. A foursome or fivesome with 2 men is fine. Orgies are too impersonal for me. I have been in one foursome with 3 women and honestly it was just distracting without being anywhere near as much fun as just two girls or, as I've discovered, my personal preference of just one girl who gets all of my focus. My one exception to this was The Devil's Den in Pattaya when it was still open, because all of the girls there were specifically trained to work in pairs and pairs only, and while the guy could pick any two girls he wanted I always picked one and let he pick her own partner, and was never disappointed by letting her choose because the pair chemistry was always good and the girls would do literally pretty much anything. Mostly I think the best personal and physical interaction with a partner is when it's one on one.
 
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I agree with you. I think that as soon as you start getting past 2 women and 1 man that it's just ego unless you add another man into the mix. A foursome or fivesome with 2 men is fine. Orgies are too impersonal for me. I have been in one foursome with 3 women and honestly it was just distracting without being anywhere near as much fun as just two girls or, as I've discovered, my personal preference of just one girl who gets all of my focus. My one exception to this was The Devil's Den in Pattaya when it was still open, because all of the girls there were specifically trained to work in pairs and pairs only, and while the guy could pick any two girls he wanted I always picked one and let he pick her own partner, and was never disappointed by letting her choose because the pair chemistry was always good and the girls would do literally pretty much anything. Mostly I think the best personal and physical interaction with a partner is when it's one on one.
Talking about distraction I had the same feeling while watching this year show at Cirque du Soleil ... So many people jumping everywhere you don't know where to watch ... But well different show we have here :p
 
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I'm really curious about Club L but participating in group sex in front of multiple strangers isn't really my thing, I think.. lol
A four or fivesome with 2-3 other women sounds amazing but I can see how for the client that may not necessarily be the best experience because there's no way everyone's attention can be focused on him the whole time.
 

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I passed by an arcade today and each time I feel nostalgic about my young years heavily playing with that machine and at some point from the comfort of my home, let's dance!
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I'm really curious about Club L but participating in group sex in front of multiple strangers isn't really my thing, I think.. lol
A four or fivesome with 2-3 other women sounds amazing but I can see how for the client that may not necessarily be the best experience because there's no way everyone's attention can be focused on him the whole time.
Exactly
 

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I'm really curious about Club L but participating in group sex in front of multiple strangers isn't really my thing, I think.. lol
A four or fivesome with 2-3 other women sounds amazing but I can see how for the client that may not necessarily be the best experience because there's no way everyone's attention can be focused on him the whole time.
I feel if that was an option on your website maybe someone would pay for that. An American provider told me her favorite booking was when a client had her and one or two other providers please each other while he watched. It was years ago so I forgot if it was two providers or three but it sounded like a good time. Obviously those clients are super rare.
 

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I feel if that was an option on your website maybe someone would pay for that. An American provider told me her favorite booking was when a client had her and one or two other providers please each other while he watched. It was years ago so I forgot if it was two providers or three but it sounded like a good time. Obviously those clients are super rare.
I don't know if it's that rare. That was actually what my first ever booking was. What people don't realize is that sex workers cater to a really wide range of people, with different needs, fantasies and kinks. That's why providers who offer specialty services like domination or roleplay are so popular. We all get all kinds of requests..
 

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I don't know if it's that rare. That was actually what my first ever booking was. What people don't realize is that sex workers cater to a really wide range of people, with different needs, fantasies and kinks. That's why providers who offer specialty services like domination or roleplay are so popular. We all get all kinds of requests..
Yes like watersports took years to come to terms with and glad I took the plunge it’s my fav thing with female SPs! Did not care for it with relationships as I needed a female that I did not know!
 

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I feel if that was an option on your website maybe someone would pay for that. An American provider told me her favorite booking was when a client had her and one or two other providers please each other while he watched. It was years ago so I forgot if it was two providers or three but it sounded like a good time. Obviously those clients are super rare.
Honestly, it's hot as fuck, especially when they ask you to hold her legs open while one eats the other out, and then you switch. So is making out with one while you take turns teasing the third with a hitachi wand. Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me...
 

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Yes like watersports took years to come to terms with and glad I took the plunge it’s my fav thing with female SPs! Did not care for it with relationships as I needed a female that I did not know!
I was going to say that this forum is sort of like a panopticon and people are afraid of not coming across as "normal and healthy men" with fulfilling social lives to others, so they don't talk about their needs and interests or say their opinions openly in fear of getting insulted or called simps or whatever. Watersports is a pretty popular kink in reality... Foot fetish too. Bisexual fantasies etc.
 
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