I've actually heard 12-14 year olds make the same jokes replacing the word heart with cock in those specific songs and others
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Owner of a Lonely Heart – Yes
ah come on ... it isn’t saying nothing at all. it’s easier to recognize the little boy spirit still alive in guys througout their life. For some reason, the little girl spirit seems to dissapear at some point for women. That’s why guys still laugh at cock and fart jokes while girls find it hilarious when Sandra Bullock trips while catwalking in Miss congeniality... so more mature ...
Reminds me of this collection of big dick jokes. Some were simplistic and infantile while others required a more mature mindset in order to properly weave the strands of immaturity together. Such as this one:
"My dick is so big that is has seceded from the rest of my body; it is now called the Democratic Republic of My Dick."
"My dick is so big that is has seceded from the rest of my body; it is now called the Democratic Republic of My Dick."
I dare people to try not to laugh at Monty Python Bigus Dickus ...
I was just teasing you lol
Also miss congeniality is objectively a really bad movie
Proof that men have remained immature since the dawn of civilization: Roman legions drawing graffiti of dicks everywhere they went. Antiquity's version of "Kilroy was here".
I still giggle at pussy farts, every. single. time
I still get shy when it happens even though it's normal and no one has ever said anything. You laughing would make me feel so much better honestly lmao!!
I've developed a technique to mostly avoid them though so it rarely happens now lol. I'll do one on purpose on our next duo
same, i feel not alone anymore hahaha
Most important is that you’re healthy, orgasms are a bonus
I fantasized a little bit about the hot bank teller with the glasses and flirtatious smile who served me today. It`s all an act, as we say here... Or perhaps more accurately: it`s all in my head.
My whole "hot Christian/Catholic vixen" fetish I mentioned a while back? Yeah, its gotten worse. I swear it's a plot by the Vatican, I suspect the Jesuits.
You must be a Loyola graduate if you suspect the Jesuits, lol!
I've met a lady from an agency. The moment the booker gave the address, I realized I know someone living in that building.
Then the moment I noticed the flat number, I realized it was on the same floor ...
It was dreadful to get in and out of there because I was scared to bumped into that friend and didn't know how to explain why I was there ...
Then the moment I noticed the flat number, I realized it was on the same floor ...
It was dreadful to get in and out of there because I was scared to bumped into that friend and didn't know how to explain why I was there ...
