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Pet peeve #39035 : What's the point of sending a message to an escort just to tell her you're not going to book her? Lol feels unnecessary Pet peeve #39036 : when I accidentally post in the wrong thread..

I would add to this : please no brushing and no flossing right before (or right after) an appointment ! It's risky as it can cause microtears in your gums or other surfaces inside your mouth, and this can leave you at more risk of contracting a STI. Definitely wait a few hours between brushing...

Meh! I love sex but wouldn't say I'm an addict. It's only an addiction if it negatively impacts your life in my opinion. But also this is a dangerous slippery slope, because it isn't true that every escort is a nympho. I know escorts who are secretely asexual, even! After all, this is a job. We...

Downtown is probably a better idea :) I personally prefer outcalls but I think a lot of people prefer incalls. Ultimately you'll be able to find someone for both scenarios, I guess it depends on what you prefer to do and who you'd like to see!

Polyamoureux est plus approprié je pense, car la polygamie c'est quand tu es marié à plusieurs femmes, c'est différent ! Haha

What - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck

Probably about 6 months at the start of covid. So not very long lol

I meaaaaan except maybe the fact that even on the screenshot you posted trying to "Hah gotcha!" people who clearly knew what they were talking about more than you, Google tried to let you know it was poorly written. There's a reason google says "did you mean ****?", it's because what you wrote...

Not so random thought... I just saw this in a review : May I suggest the pedophiles of merb try to be a little more discreet about it? Because who in their right mind thinks it's ok and normal to write in a review "she reminded me of a teenager" in a positive light? I'm shocked.

I had a client who used to regularly book me and ask that I don't shower. But it wasn't after a client, typically it was in the morning, he wanted my "natural morning pussy scent" lol. It drove him crazy.

Me too, but I'd probably prefer if I was the one introducing the idea as opposed to someone who already books escorts regularly. It would be for threesomes half of the time haha. I just dont trust a pre-established client because for many of them, this "hobby" becomes an obsession and it has...

As long as my body will allow me to, honestly. I'm a whore by vocation lol

Certes, mais je pense que le mot clé c'était "to know". On ne peut pas être inconfortable si on ne sait pas qu'un client nous a croisé ! Il m'est arrivé de voir qu'un client avait "liké" mon profil et j'étais malaisée lol.

This sounds like a marriage more than an SP/client relationship hahah

It's a talent! Hahah!! To be fair most clients don't try these types of things.

I guess so? But also I'm not the language authority, just a pedantic annoying hot girl. You can say whatever you want however you want to say it, ultimately, as long as it isn't a slur :p

The weirdest thing I ever told a client, and that was years ago... "I can smell it" He goes : smell what? Me : you have drugs on you. Him : I don't? LMFAOOOO I was unhappy a man was bringing enough chemical drugs in my incall that I could smell them but... Turns out he didn't have any...

Another English language pet peeve : "peoples" People doesn't take a s. It's already the plural form of "person", technically. The only time you'd use an s at the end is if you're referring to more than one distinct ethnic group ("the peoples of Canada and Vietnam" for example).

Wearing strawberry-print lingerie with strawberry scented perfume makes me feel so cute. New useless expense unlocked : I need to buy more fruit themed outfits with their matching perfume scents.

When I wear your shirt vs when I take it off