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This thread reminds me that I honestly can't remember the last time I set foot in a strip club. But now I want to go, especially to where ever Almost Midaged has been going. No man should ever have to face the dilemma of Titties vs. Chess.

Texas is one of the most permissive states when it comes to gun laws. None of that stops their citizens from being subject to mass shootings. The mass shooter always has the element of surprise on his side. To be sure, your chance of defending yourself with a gun increases in a one-on-one...

Beyond life and death, I can't think of anything that would make a man drive 6 hours in one direction besides a woman. I've driven an hour max to see a woman. But if you count air travel, I've definitely gone through that and the rigmarole involved with it for SPs (and civilian women) a few...

If that Netflix show Nailed It was a MERB post, it would be this post. To add to the whole 30 year old woman thing, when I was in my 30s and a decade and some change after that, I always felt that women in their 30s are the sweet spot. They have still the hotness of their twenties but more...

It's not just DeSantis. Several states like GA and TX have constitutional carry now. In the past, if you wanted to carry a gun on your person you went through an additional background check and paid a small amount to get a concealed weapons license. With constitutional carry, that is no longer...

If I felt that seeing a sex worker was inferior to meeting a woman organically, I wouldn't be on this board or have spent all the money I've spent on SPs. I very much like the lack of pretense with SPs. It's a mutually beneficial relationship for both parties. That said, the challenge of trying...

Um you know people are still hooking up, right? In between (young) women constantly dodging dick like Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix, and women being more financially independent, yes the impulse to settle down for women is not as pressing. And the constant male attention allows women to be...

Also Captain, plenty of people noticed the Hollywood shooting. It was one of the few shootings where it actually made national news despite the lack of a death toll of any sort. But this nonsense violence happens so much and nothing is being done that people tune out and are numb to it all.

To say a mass shooter doesn't "fit a narrative" is to imply that mass shooters are supposed to be cut from the same cloth of being white and male, and that their irrational motivations (their motivations are always irrational) are supposed to be the same. While mass shooters have been nearly...

Not to derail thread, but as someone who sees agency and indies when I'm in Montreal, your assessment is 100% spot on. Any successful indy appointment equals several prior emails at least a few weeks out. And it works for me because I have to maximize my time as a visitor. If I were a local...

Serious answer: what Neverbored said. I'm ambivalent about those Ring cameras, but they are definitely handy in situations like this. And since they detect motion, you'll be alerted not just when the package is delivered, but when anyone whose business is stealing your stuff shows up.

Paint a mural of a ton of Amazon packages on one side of your house. When the thief bends down to pick them up, they'll whack their head against the flat wall and get a concussion. Anyone low down enough to steal packages will be too dumb to know you learned the trick from Road Runner/Wiley...

I don't know how many industrialized countries have Viagra available without a prescription, but the UK is a glaring exception. It's a drug that can lower your blood pressure a lot depending on the dose, so it's important for professionals to know other drugs one is taking. Even in the UK, you...

Nope. I was referring to the vulva. It was more pronounced with any position where the nose is in the general line with the chatte. So obviously, DATY and if it's bad enough, doggie. The nose is farther away from that area in missionary. If you can't wrap your head around it, just consider...

CCR has probably given me more music goosebumps than Tina Turner, but how she turned this song into something else is one of those instances where the original song is surpassed by the cover. I saw something in passing where John Fogerty praised her version. RIP, Tina. First Gordon Lightfoot...

Started doing outcall years before I started visiting Montreal and basically stuck to it. It's a lot of fun when someone knocks on your hotel room door and you KNOW you're gonna be taking off her clothes. :)

Closest to ever seeing an SP off the clock was when this SP invited me over to her place. I was the last client of the day and we went back to her apartment. But I didn't make any moves. We only talked. But I probably didn't make a move because it came out that she had a "problem" if you catch...

As the main item on my bucket list is tasting and poking all the vulvas I haven't met yet, I've been a ho for a while now. And part of being a ho is experience. I've never smelled a vulva unless it was fishy. And the fishy smell isn't natural down there. It's almost always bacterial vaginosis...

The pandemic is still affecting not just Montreal but several other places too. But the part about losing the city its (hobbying) soul also resonates with me. I've been itching to book another trip to Montreal and I haven't done it because no particular woman there is compelling me. I...

It's interesting how human beings acclimate. When I first started seeing SPs, kissing was the one line most wouldn't cross. But now that GFE is standard, I can't do without it. Aside from the fact that kissing is great foreplay, oral and penetrative sex without DFK just feels too "Wham Bam thank...