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    MERB Official Best MP of the Year 2022

    Hello all, Happy New Year! This is the official voting thread for the Best MP of the Year 2022. In accordance with the "end of year polls" rules of the forum, only paid advertisers in good standing as at December 1st, 2022 and their employees are eligible for discussion here so please stay...
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    What is your favorite comfort food?

    The process of cooking can be soothing to many people but i see your point on how the required time investment could be detrimental to someone in dire need of instant gratification. Perhaps i should have said home-style cooking as it encompasses both home-cooked meals and similar professionally...
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    What is your favorite comfort food?

    She might have dialed 911 but don't be so quick in jumping to conclusions. My take on it is that she was calling the fire department, probably because she found it so hot to finally run into a white uncle who knows his oils. The poor lady was simply afraid that she wouldn't be able to contain...
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    What is your favorite comfort food?

    Yo This turned out to be an insightful read for me. I would have never considered poutine or chicken wings could be seen as comfort food. Serious question for the brothers who named those dishes: did you eat them often growing up or does their sentimental appeal come from somewhere else...
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    How to perform like a stud?

    Old friend, The tale of your exploits with Elie today was a truly delightful read. What a relief it was to see that your appetite came back with such tremendous vigor. Now, would you mind sharing with us the secret to your prompt recovery? Asking for a friend, obviously. :rolleyes:
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    Restaurant thread....the best place to eat...Where!!!

    WHAT...THE...FUCK...BRO...
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    2021 Reviewer of the Year thread

    Thank you guys, this is far too kind. And yes, for the record, im very skilled in the kitchen. Beaver, trust me though, if you knew what's in my special sauce you might not have praised me for my chicken ;-) Hopefully 2022 is kinder to me and i won't have as many misadventures to share with...
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    GF used to be an SP

    I'm with you bro, investment advice from this board is second to none... made me so much loot i basically turned a cost center into a profit center.:rolleyes:
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    How are most Eastern European women?

    Good evening wolves, Please allow me to get back to OP's original question: how to find promiscuous women and have consistently high smash rates overseas. Well, as a PUA, one thing you absolutely need to know about Eastern Europe is this: guys over there have god-tier game. The only way you...
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    MILF: The ambiguous meaning of a common acronym

    Strange discussion. MILF cannot be defined by a specific age for the same reason BBW cannot be defined by a specific weight, because people wear their age/weight differently and the term is relative to the person using it... For illustration, a 80yo dude who generally gets serviced by 50yo+...
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    Do you fear “broke dick”

    That's called a penile fracture and yes, its a thing. I got chills down my spine just writing these words. Here's a gem of information on that topic, stolen straight from wikipedia: Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click", involves bending the top part of the erect penis...
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    DFK refused?

    100% agree with you on this. If there's been more good than bad encounters, leaving a bad review before moving on is just as petty as it is futile. Much better to be grateful for the good encounters than dwell on that one time when service was lacking. Of course free flow of information and...
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    What’s with Asian providers and their lies?

    Agree 100% with you Cloud/Fradi Scammers come in all shapes and forms. Definitely not limited to any particular ethnic group. With basic research and a touch common sense its easy to find good providers from any particular background in this city. [...].
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    Best poutine in Montreal?

    The best poutine is the one that sits right where it belongs at the bottom of a trash can if you ask me. Lets say you're stuck on tour guide duty showing clients around town or something and they absolutely want to try poutine. I'd first suggest you try and fake an urgent medical appointment...
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    MERB is a serious place...

    Not talking about OP specifically but there's plenty of guys who write bad reviews and say they'll never repeat but then complain about getting blacklisted by that same SP. Serious question: why would they even try to repeat if their bad review was genuine? I remember one who posted a...
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    What threesomes you always wanted to try? W/ which girls specifically?

    @Skymning83 your prayers have been answered brother! Time to unleash your inner Mick Blue. Careful not to twist an ankle sprinting over to the incall :cool:
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    Do you have a SP to-do list?

    Easy : a 300lbs scarecrow with a bad attitude and shitty service who lives in a messy dump with no heating.
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    Asking girls for BBFS

    We should all have gratitude towards the ladies who stood up to these bastards and reported their disgusting behaviour as well as the agencies / mods who acted upon that information and outed / banned these members. Hope everyone will also take the time to share these predators' information...
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    Rogers Fido Panne

    Good evening hunters, Just a quick public service announcement not to waste your precious time on the phone or chat with Rogers/Fido to get a 2-3$ credit. "The company said in an email on Tuesday that a credit equivalent to Monday's wireless service fee would be applied to a future bill...
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    SP traveling to Toronto?

    Yeah its pretty bad over there right now If you put numbers on a relative scale, it would be the equivalent to approx 2500 daily cases a day for Quebec. Sure its not the best timing to be going to Toronto right now. Would be like a SP coming to Montreal back in January. Most agencies here...
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