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    How many climaxes should a lady have ?For tension release?

    Differences I noticed - ticklish or not First wife was NOT ticklish, maybe just one spot, barely. Neck kissing was not a turn on for her. My GF - geez first dates kissing, I would kiss her nape, top of shoulders, she would get goosebumps and go wild. Also, very VERY ticklish. So Patrick...
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    How many climaxes should a lady have ?For tension release?

    First marriage, she never climaxed, ever. No matter what I tried - it pushed me to hobbying, then of course the Divorce When I Found Out The Truth - was her, not me. My current GF, rare only once. I'd say at least two - usually 3 to 5 if we have lots of time. One thing to consider: - First one...
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    Joke Thread

    Tips On How To Masturbate If you're a girl 1) Get something small if it's your first time, like a lip gloss container. Make sure it's got a rounded tip. 2) Put a little water on it. 3) Get yourself on the ground or your bed. Make sure you're comfortable. 4) Put your feet up on somthing. Make...
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    Other hobby benefits...

    What a great thread Czar! Hobbying in Montreal has allowed me to experience it in other cities & countries, that otherwise I would not have ventured there. You ``learn the ropes`` from sites like MERB & TERB, then can spot a worker anywhere, or online like CL or local newspapers. Knowing...
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    Having a LIKE button for posts - mod's when are you planning on updating the board?

    A standard feature found almost everywhere now on similar style boards. A LIKE button for posts - mod's when are you planning on updating the software on this board? (pretty please with butter on top served by a cute JAV model in a mini skirt saying 'arigato' ?) The LIKE button, so you...
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    Car talk / need inspiration to buy a new car

    Not the case of cars with Toyota's HSD system (including the Ford Escape-H). Repairs are practically non-existent for 8-9 years or 400,000km +. Just tires, wipers, oil, lube jobs, a set of spark plugs every 150,000km. (HSD is a sealed unit, only gears & ratios, no transmission) Just look at...
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    Just got turned down

    I feel your pain. The Asians I visit, the girls get big eyes when I say I want to do Thai massage to Them...
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    Car talk / need inspiration to buy a new car

    Toyota Camry Hybrid. Cheaper than a loaded Prius, looks better, and you'll not only save on gas (better than an Accord or Mazda 3 - plus roomier), you'll save in surprising ways. Like no more brake pad replacements or disk replacements. Brakes for life. Longer time between oil changes (motor...
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    getting a vasectomy

    I don't remember the doctor, but he was in Longueuil a few minutes across the bridge. 100% FREE 15 minute job done in his office. Pain-wise, similar to having a tooth pulled out, a dull, lingering pain that lasts a good two days. Had it done on a Friday after work, was back at work the next...
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    Logging in to MERB

    The problem has been fixed! YAY However, if it was fixed in part because of me, a PM at least would have been nice, and just delete this thread.
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    Election 2012: Will History repeat itself? Union National splits vote, PQ wins power.

    I'm glad that there's a third party now. Was a fan of Mario Dumont. Not sure what the CAQ will shape up to be, but the underdog gets my vote. Them or the "green" party.
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    Logging in to MERB

    Have to login twice, all the time. First always says "invalid redirect". - happens with Safari + Mac - happens with Firefox + Mac - happens with Safari + iPhone 4s running 5.0.1 - happens with Safari + iPhone 4s running 5.1.1 - happens with Firefox + WinXP - happens with IE 9 & 10 + WinXP -...
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    Married Hobbyists - what would you tell to the younger (uncommttied) hobbysistst?

    If you're married, and hobby before or after, no good will come out of such a marriage. If you can bang your SO silly 5+ times a week at age 50, and both enjoy it, you won't want to hobby. If you start to want to hobby - which is essentially YOU wanting to be pampered the way YOU want, your...
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    Joke Thread

    My Boy Lollipop I thought of all of Merb's BBW's when I saw this. http://www.youporn.com/watch/103170/my-boy-lollipop/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=589855&pos=12
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    Anyone receive at home?

    @Shooblegrueber: Never shit where you eat. +1
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    service

    I have gotten excellent service from many of the girls the loud complainers have bitched about. I'm like Brad Pitt with an extra 100 lbs of flab + 10 yrs older. The fact that I act like an excited 5 yr old on Christmas morning with *all* girls I get to unwrap might have something to do with...
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    Police de laval effectue un raid....

    Ouin, c'est qui? Ya en plein à Laval... One woman with 3 girls, sounds like either incall or massage place.
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    Help for a spinner friend of mine asap

    She should try a massage place known for high-end options. Sounds like she could do a really good Thai ++. With a customer paying 150$ that's about the same as an Indy would charge, she'd still get 100$. Then if she feels comfortable, she could part-time the MP the business men during the day...
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    Meilleur / Best Smoked Meat

    I brought a friend from out West to the Nickels on Ste-Catherines for a Poutine Smoked Meat at around midnight. He devoured it !
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    How did you come up with your User Name?

    My User Name At one point in my life, taking a leak, looking down...can't see my junk ! Seeing as how many people refer to the junk as Mr Happy . . . . . . I'm CantSeeMrHappy It also helps with the ladies chatted through Merb - I'm not supersized :eek: but quite cuddly :p the male...
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