A true story ...

[Randy_Rover]

Not sure this post belongs here, but I wanted to share this anyway.
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A certain gentleman (who shall remain nameless)
returned to San Francisco from Montreal recently.
Memories of his Montreal visit flooded his mind and he
developed a serious woody! Upon confiding in his
wife that he had a certain situation that needed
attention, she proceeded to treat him to some fine
oral ministrations. With his eyes closed, he relived
the previous night with a certain lady (who shall
remain nameless) and a certain limousine ride and
other fine rides and (voilà!) a fountain of white love
nectar hit her pretty face, much to her surprise!!

As they cuddled together in post-orgasmic bliss she
remarks to him, "at least I know you didn't have
escorts visiting you in Montreal". Mildly startled by
this comment which appeared to come from nowhere,
he gently prods her by asking "and how would you know
that?". Nuzzled in the secure comfort of his arms she
looks loving into his eyes and chimes in triumphantly
"because you were sex starved, silly - that's why you came
soooo hard!!!"

 

[orangebanger]

okay, that's a neat story, but the ending sucks.

 

[naughtylady]

I would say the ending swallows

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[tonygmontreal]

story

I would say the whole story sucks!

 

[chucky]

I would say your negative comments are helpless and you should keep from posting them.

If the story is boring to you, just go to the next thread. It might be amusing to some other people.

 

[Doggyluver]

the first line of your post was correct. The post doesn't belong here !

 

[naughtylady]

I wasn't intending my comment to be taken negatively, just my own silly humor, which is what I believe is what the other are (correct me if I am wrong). I am sorry if it my words were mis-interpreted. I actually do like the story

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[Randy_Rover]

Actually, I did see the humour in it. But sadly, she doesn't (swallow)!

 

[metoo4]

Lol!!

Why are peoples so negative? This is "The Lounge" so why is it this post would not belong here? I do think this is a cute amusing story! Maybe sound absurd but, might be possible... Maybe the wife is blond? (That was a joke. Explanation for you peoples who can't recognize a joke when they see one)

Come on! It's Christmas time! Wether you believe in any religion who celebrate Christmas or not is irrelevant! Think happy toughts and take his post for what it is: amusement! If you don't find it amusing, don't laugh, don't even smile!, just pass it. When you go see any well-known stand-up comic, even then there will be things he'll say you won't find funny. Will you jump on the stage and insult him? Same goes here: suck it up and wait for the next one to your liking. Most peoples do it, I do it, and it's the way it should be.

Season Greetings to all!