A very scientific testing method ...
CantSeeMrHappy said:
..Zug...decided to order some online, to see if he could really.
Then as the Ultimate Test, he took some, and,
he went to church!!! Quite funny. Phone cam pics.
LOL ... that's the way to test if it'll work for you ... Viagra in church - you gotta love it.
OK ... Want to hear a funny story?
A friend of mine had gotten a prescription of Viagra for his wife from a doctor friend of his. (Yes, there are some women who have reported increased arousal while taking Viagra - unfortunately only anecdotal testimony without medical research to back it up, tough.)
He says that of course he had to try it, too. And my friend is the kind of guy who would stick it in the knothole of a fencepost if nothing else was available. So he's telling me how amazing it is ... he says just half a pill kept him going for hours. And he gives me one to try it out.
Being that I'm single & unnattached I don't have anyone to try it with. I'm not going to go out at night & try to hook-up with a girl just so I can see if it works. Besides - if I'm going home with a girl I just met I'm going to be excited. So how do I know if the pill is doing anything?
So I decide I have to do it sometime when I'm by myself and there is nothing else around. The next Saturday morning I got up early even though I had no plans for the day. I plan on just sitting around having a leisurely day at home getting stuff done around the house. Put some coffee on, sit down at my desk, check out that weeks mail, sort through the bills. As I open my desk drawer to get something, I see the little blue pill sitting there.
Now that the coffee has kicked in and my creative mind is in full gear, I decide "Aha, this would be the perfect time for the experiment!" I mean what could be less of a turn-on than paying bills & balancing the checkbook? (As an aside : this is why the church thing isn't an empirical experiment - the whole "I'm a naughty boy" thing could be a turn-on to some people, right? You have to approach this purely scientifically with no outside influences in a controlled environment.)
So I swallow the pill, not just half, and start doing paperwork. About 15 minutes later I notice that I'm sitting there with a pup-tent in my bathrobe. Well I'll be. I guess this stuff really does work after all. And I go back to work. But after awhile it's getting difficult to concentrate. My bathrobe keeps rubbing up against the head of my cock and it's very distracting. OK, so I just open the bathrobe, problem solved. No, not really. Now I swear that I'm so hard I can feel the air brushing against it.
This is not going to work. I am not going to get anything accomplished until I take care of the situation. I stand up, let the robe fall on the floor, fall back onto my bed and grab hold. I could have been fantasizing about the fat Russian babushka cleaning woman for all I cared. Anything would have gotten me off. It didn't take long.
OK - now I'm sitting at my desk again. Fifteen minutes later, it's back. And not any less potent than before, either. How could there be any ammo left? It just took me ten minutes to clean up. There's more? Apparently so. This time I don't even bother to leave the desk. After I take another round out of myself I'm drained and decide the paperwork can wait and go out to the kitchen for munchies and a cold drink.
I'm sitting on my couch watching TV and it's like this kind of weird "beer goggle" effect has come over me. I guess being really horny will do that to you. Anything female that appears on the screen is somehow the most erotic creature ever to walk the earth. There just seems to be sexy women everywhere. And you can't avoid commercials - and we all know sex sells.
I forget what the commercial was even for. I just saw a hot girl, scantily clad, and skin. It was all over. Nothing is getting done today. I suppose I could have changed channels. Put on something un-sexy like cable news. But FOX News channel (excuse the pun) does have some really hot women on air so that's not going to work. I could always resort to religious programming. But I don't want to.
No, actually, what I want, is more skin. I find some porn DVD's I had gotten recently and pop one in. I lost count after awhile. It's funny - the gun still shoots even after there's no more bullets. But it was a long day. No work got done and boy was my hand tired
So the lesson to be learned here is : as with any recreational drug you try for the first time, always start with a small dose.