Well girls, here is my first question ever!
First of all, no, I didnt lose my job lately, as a matter of fact, I never had a job, I am way too lazy for any kind of work! Also, I have never been a regular of all of you, maybe I never met any of you. But, I swear, I been a long time moral supporter. I clearly remember participating in a pro-sexworker rights demonstration once, and I went open face, no mask!
In exchange of some leisure time, including sexual activities, with you, I can offer to exhibit some of my absolutely useless, not funny, and totally boring entertaining talents such as, but not limited to: blowing animal baloons, armpit farts, simple cards tricks, unicycling around your condo without breaking too many vases, glasses or mirrors, I can also play Beethoven’s 9th on the flute (well, a short part of it) and some days, I can touch my nose with my tongue!
I would like to know if any of you would accept my very humble proposal?
Please, be honest
First of all, no, I didnt lose my job lately, as a matter of fact, I never had a job, I am way too lazy for any kind of work! Also, I have never been a regular of all of you, maybe I never met any of you. But, I swear, I been a long time moral supporter. I clearly remember participating in a pro-sexworker rights demonstration once, and I went open face, no mask!
In exchange of some leisure time, including sexual activities, with you, I can offer to exhibit some of my absolutely useless, not funny, and totally boring entertaining talents such as, but not limited to: blowing animal baloons, armpit farts, simple cards tricks, unicycling around your condo without breaking too many vases, glasses or mirrors, I can also play Beethoven’s 9th on the flute (well, a short part of it) and some days, I can touch my nose with my tongue!
I would like to know if any of you would accept my very humble proposal?
Please, be honest




