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hungry101

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The Latest Tweet by Isys:

I just booked an appointment with my hairdresser for tomorrow morning. This bitch better not be lying when she says I’m the first appointment of the day. I don’t want her arms to be tired from all her other appointments and give me a half-assed blowout
 

No_Church_InThe_Wild

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After having previously read some funny posts in this thread I decided to go check out Isys’s Twitter account

Well let me tell you this chick is really sharp witted , and I can now confirm that her account is pretty humorous and entertaining :)
 

cloudsurf

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Looking to bite into a chewy pizza try this instead you fukkers
Bianca Taylor @biancataylorm
 

C.B. Brown

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Right here
working girl i knew told me - guys buy my body and they think they can have my soul but its not for sale

best tattoo
was a girl called cindy from gaspe worked as a stripper biefly years back art strip club teasers
worked agency then went as a indy she had a tatoo on one of her double d tits was a headstone with a inscription ''fuck me dead''

2nd place tatoo went to this little one whos name eludes me ''bad Twat'' with a arrow
 

hungry101

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Isys’ funniest tweet:

My cat has been extra cuddly with me lately so this can only mean one of two things: she’s becoming just as obsessed with me as I am with her or she’s plotting to murder me. If you don’t see me tweeting after this, you’ll know to call the cops
 

hungry101

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Confession:

I preferential hire women for just about everything, tip women more than men, and go out of my way to give money to homeless women.

I'm also not at all sorry.


Men pay her 900$ to spend an hour with this man-hating feminist. She would blow soap bubbles out her ass before I gave her $0.05.
 

chowzilla

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I described the girl as a sex worker

and she says to me "no im a sex plumber"
 

hungry101

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I read this one on Twitter from an unfortunate looking old woman who somehow is an SP. If anyone were to call her beautiful she ought to take it and run but instead she told him to "Fuck Off!"

Do not call me Hi beautiful, baby, honey, dear, or gorgeous, in lieu of my name, when we never met and aren't dating.

I have a name.

Use it or fuck off.

This is for all the men with no manners.

Get an etiquette book before you speak to me.

Deadbeats.


Then she goes on to say that other providers can use pet names but not the men. I was just flabbergasted by her. What a misandrist.
 

jalimon

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Naomie Loren has some good post... Great read. Like this one posted on Dec 24th...

"I respect that some of you want to get your dick sucked but unfortunately I’m at my mother’s house eating homemade shortbread out of a tin with Prince William’s face on it so it’s gonna have to wait"

Haha that's hilarious!

Cheers,
 

CydoniaNights

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I read this one on Twitter from an unfortunate looking old woman who somehow is an SP. If anyone were to call her beautiful she ought to take it and run but instead she told him to "Fuck Off!"

Do not call me Hi beautiful, baby, honey, dear, or gorgeous, in lieu of my name, when we never met and aren't dating.

I have a name.

Use it or fuck off.

This is for all the men with no manners.

Get an etiquette book before you speak to me.

Deadbeats.


Then she goes on to say that other providers can use pet names but not the men. I was just flabbergasted by her. What a misandrist.

Sexism at it’s finest
 

IamNY

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There is no way I can unsee that. Thanks Hungry.
 

Naomi Loren

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Naomie Loren has some good post... Great read. Like this one posted on Dec 24th...

"I respect that some of you want to get your dick sucked but unfortunately I’m at my mother’s house eating homemade shortbread out of a tin with Prince William’s face on it so it’s gonna have to wait"

Haha that's hilarious!

Cheers,

Glad you’re enjoying them!

xox Naomi
 

jalimon

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Walooo - I hope, at least, you looked at the photos post dinner and not before.

I opened it but closed it after I read she describe as a "Life's coach"... Jesus christ everyone that's getting old and bored is becoming a Life's coach these days... Who needs a Life's coach anyhow? If you do not have friends pay some to hang around with you!
 

hungry101

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I opened it but closed it after I read she describe as a "Life's coach"... Jesus christ everyone that's getting old and bored is becoming a Life's coach these days... Who needs a Life's coach anyhow? If you do not have friends pay some to hang around with you!

I'll be your life coach for beer LOL! Who does she escort for? Ray Charles?

But the nerve of that lady?

Sorry guys. I don't want to be mean. I know I'm going to hear it from the indies but I'd rather yank it then pay her a wooden nickel for sex. Did I read that correctly? You have to pay her 400$ or is she going to pay me $400? She looks like the wicked witch from The Wizard of Oz but she is even uglier on the inside and she's at best a 2 at best on the outside.

https://twitter.com/MorganSchahrzad/status/1228880711752355840/photo/1
 

hungry101

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I opened it but closed it after I read she describe as a "Life's coach"... Jesus christ everyone that's getting old and bored is becoming a Life's coach these days... Who needs a Life's coach anyhow? If you do not have friends pay some to hang around with you!

I read a book by David Mamet the famous Hollywood producer/writer/director. He explained why so many Hollywood types have life coaches. Because wealthy/rich people want to show off how rich they are by living a life of leisure. Mamet explained that you can only do nothing 24 hours a day so they employ people to do nothing for them. That is why they have a Life Coach. read Mamet's Why I am no longer a Brain Dead Liberal. I am paraphrasing but he says it way more eloquently in the book.

I found the passage from Mamet's The Secret Knowledge: On the Dismantling of the American Culture.:

…Though one can have innumerable homes, one can only have a finite amount of leisure – one can only do nothing twenty-four hours a day. But one is only limited by one’s purse in employing others to do nothing on one’s behalf, their number and uselessness a reflection of their controllers worth and status.

So we see the proliferation, in the Liberal communities , of counselors, advisors, life coaches, consultants, feng shui experts….energy therapist, past-lives counselor, and those occupations just north of candle maker.

Now we see the liberal young not flocking but stampeding into film schools. The movie industry is bust and television has gone to the dogs (reality programming)….There are, in short, no jobs at the end of this exhaustive four-year course of watching movies.
There is of course protection. The film school student is protected by his community in his election not to work.
 
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