Best lines from SW`s on social media

[jalimon]

Marriana Maison: I have NEVER, NOT ONCE, had a 1 hr client that has been respectful or someone that I would see again. They are always rude, demanding, and have zero intentions of meeting again. Ladies Am I the only one with this experience?

First time i read this. Hungry was she sarcastic? If not just with that sentence we clearly understand que c’est une estie de folle

 

[hungry101]

First time i read this. Hungry was she sarcastic? If not just with that sentence we clearly understand que c’est une estie de folle

Nope. She was as serious as a heart attack. And if I remember correctly, her hourly rate was sky high. Another entitled, man-hating, etc. etc. that I would never book.

I will say that the response to her tweets were mixed. Many girls said that they have lots of nice 1-hour appointments and the guys often repeat. I think less agreed escorts that responded agreed with her tweet. She is one of those girls that is looking for multiple hour dates where men pay girls to eat, sleep, and cuddle...oh and take shopping.

http://mariannamaison.com/donations/
Her donation is 1,000$/hour and any date exceeding 2 hours requires time in public (so she doesn't have to spend more than 2-hours touching her clients, yuk.)

 

[hungry101]

April McAdams:
wish i could drop my body off at the gym and pick it up after happy hour

Now that's funny. I like that one. No you cannot April.

 

[jalimon]

She is one of those girls that is looking for multiple hour dates where men pay girls to eat, sleep, and cuddle...oh and take shopping.

Makes sense I guess. If you are a dude that cannot even score a high maintenance crazy chick might as well get a high maintenance crazy escort

Cheers,

 

[The Nature Boy]

http://mariannamaison.com/donations/
Her donation is 1,000$/hour and any date exceeding 2 hours requires time in public (so she doesn't have to spend more than 2-hours touching her clients, yuk.)

yea what’s that all about? I’ve seen that a lot actually in some of the to Indy requests......what if I wanted to book 3 hours @ $1000/hour, play for 2 and then PS4 for another? It’s my time ain’t it? It’s kind of a turn off when you see all these rules and stipulations?

 

[maximus.dickus]

| Sensored | SP:
I like being with you, everything is over in 30 seconds and you still owe me $80.

 

[Flyingby]

| Sensored | SP:
I like being with you, everything is over in 30 seconds and you still owe me $80.

Hahahahahah. At least she gets point for comedy

 

[laid_back_alex]

First time i read this. Hungry was she sarcastic? If not just with that sentence we clearly understand que c’est une estie de folle

She also posts screenshots of potential clients trying to book her. Although they are not very tactful in their approach when messaging her, is it okay for her to post the screenshots with their names and phone numbers on a public platform such twitter? Shouldn't she blurr them out?

 

[jalimon]

Hell no! What a lack of intelligence.

Read a bit of her twitter. I would not see this girl even if i could. She would look at me like i am a cockroaches... Some girl are just over spoiled by rich dude. Good for them if it works but they should shut the fuck up a bit

cheers,

 

[cloudsurf]

If you want to see the best and funniest tweets then follow Isys and her 3000 tweets
If you want to see the best twerking then follow Taina Costa @tainacostareal.

 

[Julia Sky]

Isys is definitely one of my favorite accounts to follow

 

[hungry101]

^^^ You know something? I log in just to see what she has to say. She makes me laugh. I would like to meet her.

 

[cloudsurf]

Another one with over 3000 funny tweets is helen . Hungry what do you think of lady.sylph or maybe I should ask Julia.

 

[613ottawaguy]

I like the twitter of Lolathebrat, she sure knows how to market with all those sexy teasing and nudes buttplug lol.

Just went through Isyscupid tweets, all tweets but no tease... Common girl

 

[anon_vlad]

Instagram: SparkNotes
Why must my feelings be “rational”? Is it not enough to sit here in my tattered old wedding dress inside my crumbling Gothic mansion, deranged?

 

[jalimon]

@AngelikaBunni
Everyone is YMMV, even hobbyists are YMMV. We live in a YMMV world. Sue me, I like to dress for court !

 

[anon_vlad]

@missmiamcfadden

All the coke in the world & you decide to put your nose in my business

 

[Bbw hunter]

This one is a classic.

We haven’t had a trolling “first time poster” claiming to be virgin who wants to know who to book to give him experience and knowledge with women for a while.

https://twitter.com/KatieDayXo/status/1193676297953636352/photo/1

Lol that is a good line, Patron.
Let me guess: that pic is Sharon Tate in Valley Of The Dolls?
More importantly...
Damn who the hell is this Katie Vancouver 32G? Wow, she is fire! Does she travel?

 

[cloudsurf]

I`ll bend the topic a bit.
Guy : I saw a woman riding her bike and I yelled Cow. She turned around and gave me a finger and then crashed right into the cow.

Lesson is that some escorts are too thin skinned and take everything personally.

 

[daveyboy999]

another vote for Isys in Toronto - she's truly excellent, she should be writing for SNL (or something funny at least)



Isys

@Isyscupids
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Nov 10

If you ask me if it’s a busy night I’m just gonna think you want a full traffic report