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cloudsurf

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The guy is hyper ventilating after his orgasm.
She tells him "Please don`t die because my insurance will go up"
 

Valcazar

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remuus

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Truly say I am big lover of social media and dating sites. I like to meet different beatiful girl online. I found best place for casual hookups on review Hookupmasters . I have already found one girl near my region so I have plan to meet her in the future in real life.
 

charmer_

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Found this "genius" tweet from a SP based in Toronto:

"Today, I wrapped up one of the most successful calls of my entire SW career. My perspective of what a "perfect call" is has changed forever. Sitting in an undescribeable state of bliss wondering how I ever tolerated less than before.

My entire business is about to do a full 360."

 

nylonlegs

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Truly say I am big lover of social media and dating sites. I like to meet different beatiful girl online. I found best place for casual hookups on review Hookupmasters . I have already found one girl near my region so I have plan to meet her in the future in real life.


I can understand your enjoying on the dating sight. I to explored a few dating sight just for the fun of it. Mind you if your looking for a one hour adventure on a certain day with a certain lady, don t
dream of that unless your a certain hollywood hunk. But if you play your cards right and happen to find a lady of your liking and you to her liking it could get pretty funky. Like i said if you get a lady
where it seems to click and don t seem like a horny jerk to her with time she opens up to you and have some heavy conversation. Even though it took around 2 month of conversation about everything
( one or two message a day ) we hooked to live a fantasy she wanted to live. Even though there s a trill on calling an SP for a meeting, it s a whole other trill trying to see if you can bring this lady to
your purpose.
 

hungry101

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Isys from Cupids:

I know some of you guys want me to dress more casual but I have no weddings or baby showers to wear my nice dresses to since I fucked all my friends boyfriends
 

hungry101

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Isys from Cupids:

Clients who are clueless about sw politics are like “Nordic model? Who’s that? Someone you do duos with? She sounds hot ”
 

hungry101

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I just found another Isys quote:

If y’all keep on talking about wanting high end clients I’m gonna start thinking you’re looking for someone to blackmail lmao fr
 

happyhobbist

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"I hate the expression, “can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.” On the contrary, we’d make the best housewives. Because we already know what most don’t, and that’s that all men really need is food and sex."

Yup, she got me all figured out :D
 

cloudsurf

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Him: What are these things called that you blow out after making a wish?
Her: I call them Sugar Daddies.
 

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Him: What are these things called that you blow out after making a wish?
Her: I call them Sugar Daddies.

Haha I just read that on Twitter. I believe it has been retweeted a bunch of times so I do not know the source. Actually I think the line is "blow" not "blow out". The pun does not really work if you say "blow out" lol.
 

cloudsurf

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"My ex once told me that I only have guy friends because they all want to fuck me and I think about it often when my guy friends are fucking me "
 

Julia Sky

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"My ex once told me that I only have guy friends because they all want to fuck me and I think about it often when my guy friends are fucking me "

Hahah I read this one today too it made me laugh
 

hungry101

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"My ex once told me that I only have guy friends because they all want to fuck me and I think about it often when my guy friends are fucking me "

That sounds like an Iysis quote. Very good.

Here's another: That tingling feeling in your pussy whenever you’re with your whorephobic boyfriend isn’t love, it’s an STI. Please get tested
 

hungry101

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Marriana Maison: I have NEVER, NOT ONCE, had a 1 hr client that has been respectful or someone that I would see again. They are always rude, demanding, and have zero intentions of meeting again. Ladies Am I the only one with this experience?
 

cloudsurf

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I love the wisdom coming from some of these women.
Whey is it illegal to sell something that is legal to give away for free.
 

cloudsurf

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This is from a hot Russian Australian babe called Gia James

An eye for an eye is a blind man`s rule
I wasn`t born to follow I`m nobody`s fool
 
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