Crossing into Quebec from US

[Bud Fox]

Once upon a time crossing borders between US and Canada was fairly quick and relaxed. The questions were more of a formality, particularly from Canadian agents who were usually pretty friendly. Sometimes questions and answers were like normal chats. Unfortunately things have changed so much after 9/11, esp in the US side. Since then so much money has been spent, massive manpower deployed, enormous amount of time wasted, civil liberties compromised because 19 lunatics didn't like us.

 

[Conan]

I've been searched a number of times coming into the U.S. It amazes me how they can tell what a shady character I really am. If only they knew that I left the used condoms back at the hotel.

You just reminded me of a funny story. Once I finished a session with an SP. I was late for dinner with a female friend and since there was a possibility we might end up back in the hotel room, I tried to clean up so that there would be no evidence of me having sex there. Since the SP was in the bathroom taking a shower, I didn't wanna go there, and I had nothing to wrap the condom with. So in my infinite wisdom, I put it inside of a hunting magazine knowing that there was no chance the lady would pick up the magazine. Then I forgot about the whole thing and in the morning I packed up and went back to US. I remembered the used condom (and quite full) while I was waiting in line at the US border and at that point it was too late to pull out. I got so nervous, it took major concentration to appear calm as usual. It certainly would be difficult to explain a used condom in a magazine when my reason to go to Canada was "shopping". So the lesson learnt gentlemen is - remember to dispose the evidence. I have a checklist now where among other things, I delete the browsing history in Firefox, phone calls to my cell from the agencies, etc... And, I never bring the hotel bill with me.

 

[lgna69xxx]

Well, Technically, you did "Shop"

You just reminded me of a funny story. Once I finished a session with an SP. I was late for dinner with a female friend and since there was a possibility we might end up back in the hotel room, I tried to clean up so that there would be no evidence of me having sex there. Since the SP was in the bathroom taking a shower, I didn't wanna go there, and I had nothing to wrap the condom with. So in my infinite wisdom, I put it inside of a hunting magazine knowing that there was no chance the lady would pick up the magazine. Then I forgot about the whole thing and in the morning I packed up and went back to US. I remembered the used condom (and quite full) while I was waiting in line at the US border and at that point it was too late to pull out. I got so nervous, it took major concentration to appear calm as usual. It certainly would be difficult to explain a used condom in a magazine when my reason to go to Canada was "shopping". So the lesson learnt gentlemen is - remember to dispose the evidence. I have a checklist now where among other things, I delete the browsing history in Firefox, phone calls to my cell from the agencies, etc... And, I never bring the hotel bill with me.

 

[Aeolus]

I put it inside of a hunting magazine knowing that there was no chance the lady would pick up the magazine. Then I forgot about the whole thing and in the morning I packed up and went back to US.

Hope it wasn't a magazine borrowed from the library.

Good thing customs didn't find that. They would have thought you were involved in an international bestiality ring. Could you just imagine the scope of the interrogation?