I personally think it would be hilarious to see SPs review the customers. I can only imagine what kinds of wacky people they encounter.
Things I've had happen while with SPs:
Shower wall caved in at a hotel.. owner actually wanted me to pay for it until I told him we might sue for injury. Don't leave the hot water running for long before banging in a cheap hotel washroom!
Cleaning lady screaming and running when she walked in on a 69 session. Fortunately the door pulled shut on its own!
Once I had to send the night clerk at Presidente out to get another condom... He ran around in the street until he found a taxi to buy one from. got to love the service in 3rd world countries.
Had on girl call the front desk at a hotel to try and convince them I should pay her more $$$$.
Had two street girls follow me around and claim they wouldn't let any other women near me until I fvcked them.
In LV on the strip, I had a car cut me off while walking, and 2 black ladies tried to pull me in. I told them I only had 10$ to get rid of them, nd they wanted to blow me for it. I said no, no and the one lady is like "come on, just feel her tits, see if like it, just try it" It took a good 15 minutes to get rid of them.
Things I've had happen while with SPs:
Shower wall caved in at a hotel.. owner actually wanted me to pay for it until I told him we might sue for injury. Don't leave the hot water running for long before banging in a cheap hotel washroom!
Cleaning lady screaming and running when she walked in on a 69 session. Fortunately the door pulled shut on its own!
Once I had to send the night clerk at Presidente out to get another condom... He ran around in the street until he found a taxi to buy one from. got to love the service in 3rd world countries.
Had on girl call the front desk at a hotel to try and convince them I should pay her more $$$$.
Had two street girls follow me around and claim they wouldn't let any other women near me until I fvcked them.
In LV on the strip, I had a car cut me off while walking, and 2 black ladies tried to pull me in. I told them I only had 10$ to get rid of them, nd they wanted to blow me for it. I said no, no and the one lady is like "come on, just feel her tits, see if like it, just try it" It took a good 15 minutes to get rid of them.
