So instead of a girl lying to me for 220$-500/hour I can just email her a dick pick and she’ll lie to me for 50-100$ and I don’t even have to leave the house? Not bad.
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I’ll tell you two lies for $100!
1. That I’m this chic
And
2. That your cock is hot....
Get your Venmo/PayPal info ready boys
1. That I’m this chic
And
2. That your cock is hot....
Get your Venmo/PayPal info ready boys
I'd say the penis lenght often matches a man's height but there are exceptions just like with anything else. I have seen shorter men with long/large penis.
I can't really give any other details because I don't feel comfortable discussing my partners/suitors genitals even if it's general details.
Kind of hard to send a facial, do you put it in a jar and she throws it on herself?
Ok I get it I was talking facial pic., I should have guessed what you were on about, my bad, it is not often I don’t get your humour.
I know I shouldn’t have been lazy and made my usual presso coffee instead of that instant garbage.
Reminds of the Beatle song "Sending you all my loving "
also reminds me of the time many years ago when I was standing in a crowd in Ocean City Maryland listing to a cover band playing that song when a cute spinner came up to me and asked me to slow dance.
She was rubbing and grinding her pussy into my thigh so hard that I could feel her wetness through my jeans. After the dance she started walking away when I asked her to stay and hang with me and my friends. She said no thanks I already got my orgasm off.
also reminds me of the time many years ago when I was standing in a crowd in Ocean City Maryland listing to a cover band playing that song when a cute spinner came up to me and asked me to slow dance.
She was rubbing and grinding her pussy into my thigh so hard that I could feel her wetness through my jeans. After the dance she started walking away when I asked her to stay and hang with me and my friends. She said no thanks I already got my orgasm off.
Sending unsolicited dick pics is just so dumb and creepy, and I always try my best to make these guys feel bad :
-Insult their dicks
-Send them the previous guy's dick
-Tell them "ooooh nice bb we could suck each others cock, mine is about the same size"
-Send their dick pic to their wife (I had a married guy send me his dick on instagram. His wife was not happy.)
-Send them images of knives cutting into sausages or bananas lol
-Insult their dicks
-Send them the previous guy's dick
-Tell them "ooooh nice bb we could suck each others cock, mine is about the same size"
-Send their dick pic to their wife (I had a married guy send me his dick on instagram. His wife was not happy.)
-Send them images of knives cutting into sausages or bananas lol
It's all about context, when it comes to online dating its about creating that fun playful tease vibe and asking permission.
Ive had some women love receiving dick pics and vids
Ive had some whose kink is reading my screenshots after what a women says about me after a encounter together
and ive had some who arent into dick pics because they like the mystery of unravelling it herself.
It's the same for my end, i'm not a fan of a full on nude from someone im dating, but rather some mystery like her back or shoulders to get me going through the day...
And sending a unso dick pic to a SP is dumb as shit lol, its almost like "OH LOOK ANOTHER D..."
Ive had some women love receiving dick pics and vids
Ive had some whose kink is reading my screenshots after what a women says about me after a encounter together
and ive had some who arent into dick pics because they like the mystery of unravelling it herself.
It's the same for my end, i'm not a fan of a full on nude from someone im dating, but rather some mystery like her back or shoulders to get me going through the day...
And sending a unso dick pic to a SP is dumb as shit lol, its almost like "OH LOOK ANOTHER D..."
Sent a photo of his dick, could demonstrate that his brain between his legs has taken control of his intelligence.
That’s not nice I bet you wouldn’t get the same treatment if you sent unsolicited nudes to guys.
That just shows guys are way more tolerant and sensitive, and they say females are the gentler sex.
because a woman you pay always tells the truth. It’s how she keeps her clients!
“Appearance. There are two major changes. The head of the penis (glans) gradually loses its purplish color, the result of reduced blood flow. And there is a slow loss of pubic hair. "As testosterone wanes, the penis gradually reverts to its prepubertal, mostly hairless, state”
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100% - he pays for and obtains the "truth" he wants to hear. SPs are very good at providing truths that are highly beneficial to the ego, and most of them identify that is part of what they are there for. What is the likelihood she will get a good tip if she tells him his cock looks like a shriveled old string bean perched atop a sagging sack of beans?
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That’s not nice I bet you wouldn’t get the same treatment if you sent unsolicited nudes to guys.
A guy can say to a girl " Nice camel toe ", you would probably get a rude comment.
A girl can say to a guy " Nice dick " and the comment would be " Thank you, would you like to touch it ".
I totally agree we are a way more sensitive and polite bunch.
I don’t know about that, I am 100% certain that all the compliments I have gotten from escorts was the total truth and they were not trying to turn me into a regular because that is what I wanted to hear.
They would never do that there is no amount of money that would have them lie to me or feed my ego.
You guys are just jealous and wish your dicks wouldn’t age like Cloudy’s.
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