Did a SP ever say something that hurt your feelings?
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Oh... being so cute and tiny is such a burden
I went to a convenience store near the high school I’ve graduated from and realized all the kids are taller than me. So my face is all I have to prove that I’m an adult but it’s not cooperating either. I won’t complain. Forever young
The meanest thing I’ve told to a client was: are you sure you showered because you smell funny.
And chose to never see him again. I cannot stand a man who doesn’t shower properly and still expect me to have his balls in my mouth like a teabag
And chose to never see him again. I cannot stand a man who doesn’t shower properly and still expect me to have his balls in my mouth like a teabag
The weirdest thing I ever told a client, and that was years ago...
"I can smell it"
He goes : smell what?
Me : you have drugs on you.
Him : I don't?
LMFAOOOO I was unhappy a man was bringing enough chemical drugs in my incall that I could smell them but... Turns out he didn't have any drugs on him. Don't know why this man smelled so toxic. I was so embarassed. He ended up seeing me again so I guess he wasn't too offended. The 2nd time he didn't smell toxic.
But seriously I was so embarassed, clearly he must have thought I was an addict because what kind of person goes "oh. I smell drugs." HAHA. I am not an addict. It was just a brain fart.
"I can smell it"
He goes : smell what?
Me : you have drugs on you.
Him : I don't?
LMFAOOOO I was unhappy a man was bringing enough chemical drugs in my incall that I could smell them but... Turns out he didn't have any drugs on him. Don't know why this man smelled so toxic. I was so embarassed. He ended up seeing me again so I guess he wasn't too offended. The 2nd time he didn't smell toxic.
But seriously I was so embarassed, clearly he must have thought I was an addict because what kind of person goes "oh. I smell drugs." HAHA. I am not an addict. It was just a brain fart.
One told me I look at least 2 weeks younger than my age.
Never saw her again.
Never saw her again.
Unless you are Leatherface from the Texas chainsaw massacre, the ladies you are with will not say anything negative to you when you are in their presence, as they want repeat business; what they say about you after they leave the room may hurt, but of course, you will never know. I know several former drivers and their comments about clients are not always generous, to say the least.
Mid 30s , so people usually guess a couple years younger lol, but never have I've been guessed older until her
Her: “ARE YOU ALMOST DONE YET??”
Me: “Almost. Why? Are you getting tired?”
Her: “Geez! Come on & hurry up!”
Me: “Almost. Why? Are you getting tired?”
Her: “Geez! Come on & hurry up!”
Nah! I joked about it with her, I mean, it hurts for a few seconds, but I can live with it.Would you have prefer a cute little lie?
I am the one who is supposed to lie when trying to guess their age!Would you have prefer a cute little lie?
Followed by "I'm tired I'll finish you with a hand job".
Yep, that's a no repeat, thanks.
Two times I got the:
Her: Oh I like you because it feels good.
Me: Oh thanks!
Her: yeah! It's not big, it doesn't hurt...
Me: Hmm thanks... I guess...
My brain: it's not big, it's not big, it's not big... Owww.
Her: Oh I like you because it feels good.
Me: Oh thanks!
Her: yeah! It's not big, it doesn't hurt...
Me: Hmm thanks... I guess...
My brain: it's not big, it's not big, it's not big... Owww.
It's true. Not for all women but many positions can't be done if too big or large. I had one client where after doing penetration for 5 minutes, I had cold sweats and I had to stop. Having a big penis is not always as fun as you think it is!
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