Dream Provider

[Lanum]

Here is the perfect provider for me. If I could find one with these qualities, I would be a very loyal client.

1. Slutty but safe
2. good sense of humour, friendly and fun attitude
3. happy to see me walk in the door
4. Good looking but not necessarily drop dead gorgeous. Could be skinny or a little heavy, race unimportant
5. Between the ages of 30 and 50
6. Clean
7. Near a metro line
8. available within an hours notice (most of the time)
9. picks up her phone (except when with a client)
10. clean private incall place
11. MSOG
12. quits only after the last drop (no weird fear of sperm)
13. Can genuinely receive pleasure herself
14. Fee: $100 or less

 

[johnmbot]

13a. will do my laundry

for $100 or less why stop @ the sex.

 

[Ariane Valmont]

Here is the perfect provider for me. If I could find one with these qualities, I would be a very loyal client.

1. Slutty but safe
2. good sense of humour, friendly and fun attitude
3. happy to see me walk in the door
4. Good looking but not necessarily drop dead gorgeous. Could be skinny or a little heavy, race unimportant
5. Between the ages of 30 and 50
6. Clean
7. Near a metro line
8. available within an hours notice (most of the time)
9. picks up her phone (except when with a client)
10. clean private incall place
11. MSOG
12. quits only after the last drop (no weird fear of sperm)
13. Can genuinely receive pleasure herself
14. Fee: $100 or less

All of this for 100$ or less?

I guess it will remain a dream provider!

 

[Dragon]

In your dreams

 

[master_bates]

Suppose $ is no issue, there isnt even someone that can fill the rest of the demands

 

[Lanum]

Basically another way of putting this would be a decent looking, good humored and sexy MILF with basically good hygiene and safe sex practices near a metro line and easy to reach who doesn't limit your SOGs within the time you've booked. Is that really so far fetched?

1. Slutty but safe
2. good sense of humour, friendly and fun attitude
3. happy to see me walk in the door
4. Good looking but not necessarily drop dead gorgeous. Could be skinny or a little heavy, race unimportant
5. Between the ages of 30 and 50
6. Clean
7. Near a metro line
8. available within an hours notice (most of the time)
9. picks up her phone (except when with a client)
10. clean private incall place
11. MSOG
12. quits only after the last drop (no weird fear of sperm)
13. Can genuinely receive pleasure herself
14. Fee: $100 or less

 

[can-utility]

Basically another way of putting this would be a decent looking, good humored and sexy MILF with basically good hygiene and safe sex practices near a metro line and easy to reach who doesn't limit your SOGs within the time you've booked. Is that really so far fetched?

1. Slutty but safe
2. good sense of humour, friendly and fun attitude
3. happy to see me walk in the door
4. Good looking but not necessarily drop dead gorgeous. Could be skinny or a little heavy, race unimportant
5. Between the ages of 30 and 50
6. Clean
7. Near a metro line
8. available within an hours notice (most of the time)
9. picks up her phone (except when with a client)
10. clean private incall place
11. MSOG
12. quits only after the last drop (no weird fear of sperm)
13. Can genuinely receive pleasure herself
14. Fee: $100 or less

It is far far way far fetched.

 

[Roadtripr]

And what happened to:

15. Turns into a ham & cheese sandwich and beer at the end of the date.
(or Smoked Meat if you prefer)

 

[protagoras]

Basically another way of putting this would be a decent looking, good humored and sexy MILF with basically good hygiene and safe sex practices near a metro line and easy to reach who doesn't limit your SOGs within the time you've booked. Is that really so far fetched?

1. Slutty but safe
2. good sense of humour, friendly and fun attitude
3. happy to see me walk in the door
4. Good looking but not necessarily drop dead gorgeous. Could be skinny or a little heavy, race unimportant
5. Between the ages of 30 and 50
6. Clean
7. Near a metro line
8. available within an hours notice (most of the time)
9. picks up her phone (except when with a client)
10. clean private incall place
11. MSOG
12. quits only after the last drop (no weird fear of sperm)
13. Can genuinely receive pleasure herself
14. Fee: $100 or less

My own top ten list:

1. Tested regularly for sexual transmitted diseases
2. Without restrictions
3. Fun to talk with but not asking to much personal questions
4. Punctual and honest
5. Between 25 and 45
6. Drug, booze and cigarettes free
7. Well dressed
8. With a car (and ready to meet everywhere in the city)
9. Well dressed
10. Discrete

 

[Dragon]

this should be move to the joke thread

Later
Dragon

 

[Merlot]

And what happened to:

15. Turns into a ham & cheese sandwich and beer at the end of the date.
(or Smoked Meat if you prefer)

OMG R,

ROFLMAO! Can you make that a turkey and provolone with mayo and some MGB 64.

perfect,

Merlot

 

[naughtylady]

The list didn't seem out of reach until:

14. Fee: $100 or less.

Then I started to chuckle.
...and then I though, "maybe he was referring to half hour rates?"
In which case he might actually find.

Ronnie,
Naughtylady