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Thor Jr

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I once said: “The cat doesn’t like when we have sex”

Which was true and the cat hissed on us when we started.
I remember once, when my dog was alive, i had a girl over, we were in my bedroom and just getting it started, my dog jumped on the bed, the girl pushed him and scooted him out the door and closed the door.
Well that didn't go over well with me, i got up, threw her clothes at her and told her to leave. Told her, the dog will always be here, and loyal to me, you are a guest for the night, goodbye.

Mans best friend....You have to draw the line somewhere. Dont fuck with my dog.
 

Sylar

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I remember once, when my dog was alive, i had a girl over, we were in my bedroom and just getting it started, my dog jumped on the bed, the girl pushed him and scooted him out the door and closed the door.
Well that didn't go over well with me, i got up, threw her clothes at her and told her to leave. Told her, the dog will always be here, and loyal to me, you are a guest for the night, goodbye.

Mans best friend....You have to draw the line somewhere. Dont fuck with my dog.
My man.
 

Julia Sky

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Me neither, or even in the room for that matter. But I think the point was that it wasn't her place to push the dog or scoot him out of the room.

Yeah I think so too & I agree with that. But it sounds like he wasn't going to do it if she didn't hahaha. My dog wouldn't even make it to the bed tbh, because it's common sense to close the bedroom door before sex if you have a curious dog :/

But she could've asked him to let the dog outside the bedroom instead of whatever she did, I agree!
 

Sylar

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I had sex with someone over the weekend and his cat jumped on his back while he was in me. That was an awkward threesome to say the least.

He let the cat out and closed the door
Airbo and Ryan right now

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Cap'tain Fantastic

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I remember once, when my dog was alive, i had a girl over, we were in my bedroom and just getting it started, my dog jumped on the bed, the girl pushed him and scooted him out the door and closed the door.
Well that didn't go over well with me, i got up, threw her clothes at her and told her to leave. Told her, the dog will always be here, and loyal to me, you are a guest for the night, goodbye.

Mans best friend....You have to draw the line somewhere. Dont fuck with my dog.
Ah well, to each their own, for me, no animals(except for myself) allowed in the play room.
 

Hemme

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If it s my wife i would totally agree with the girl. Maybe she s allergic to wifes.
 
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