Excuses your wife / GF gives you for not having sex

[LC18]

Well my ex-wife stopped having sex with me because she was having sex with someone else it turns out

I am sorry

 

[Hemme]

Well my ex-wife stopped having sex with me because she was having sex with someone else it turns out

I assure you it was not with me

 

[bodick7]

Well my ex-wife stopped having sex with me because she was having sex with someone else it turns out

In my case, she completely lost her libido at menopause. We just hit the wall so painfully together.
Not her fault, not mine either....

 

[LC18]

I assure you it was not with me

Thanks, now the song Wasn’t Me is playing in my head