This post made me wonder
The classics are "I have a headache" and "I'm tired"
What else have you heard?
Excuses your wife / GF gives you for not having sex
- Thread starter AirBo
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This post made me wonder
The classics are "I have a headache" and "I'm tired"
What else have you heard?
- Its raining outside
- It's snowing out
- Your breathing too loud
- cause we did it last month already
- It's snowing out
- Your breathing too loud
- cause we did it last month already
I once said: “The cat doesn’t like when we have sex”
Which was true and the cat hissed on us when we started.
Which was true and the cat hissed on us when we started.
I hate it when the pussy starts hissing at me. (I might add this to the "turn-off" thread)
"I just had my hair done"
"I need to wash my hair"
They are both so lame, that I use them to this day as excuses to get out of not having sex myself..
"I need to wash my hair"
They are both so lame, that I use them to this day as excuses to get out of not having sex myself..
I remember once, when my dog was alive, i had a girl over, we were in my bedroom and just getting it started, my dog jumped on the bed, the girl pushed him and scooted him out the door and closed the door.
Well that didn't go over well with me, i got up, threw her clothes at her and told her to leave. Told her, the dog will always be here, and loyal to me, you are a guest for the night, goodbye.
Mans best friend....You have to draw the line somewhere. Dont fuck with my dog.
Dogs are forever friends, but I still dont want a dog in bed while I'm having sex lmao!!
Me neither, or even in the room for that matter. But I think the point was that it wasn't her place to push the dog or scoot him out of the room.
Yeah I think so too & I agree with that. But it sounds like he wasn't going to do it if she didn't hahaha. My dog wouldn't even make it to the bed tbh, because it's common sense to close the bedroom door before sex if you have a curious dog :/
But she could've asked him to let the dog outside the bedroom instead of whatever she did, I agree!
I had sex with someone over the weekend and his cat jumped on his back while he was in me. That was an awkward threesome to say the least.
He let the cat out and closed the door
He let the cat out and closed the door
Ah well, to each their own, for me, no animals(except for myself) allowed in the play room.
Husbands / boyfriends will use the same "excuses" instead of choosing clear communication and introspection.
You lost me at "clear communication and introspection"
Clear communication works if the wife/gf is actively listening.
They wouldn’t wanna fuck while on my period.
( which is when i’m extra feral ) so that sucked
( which is when i’m extra feral ) so that sucked
