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Free duo contest with Melina and lindsay!!

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Hi gentlemen!

Lindsay and I are want to apologize for been off for one week. We thought we'd give you something back, and decided to create this contest.

The rules are simple: reply to this thread, and tell Lindsay and I why you should be the chosen one to spend some quality time , with us.

Lindsay and I will read your replies when we will be back to Montreal , and the winner will be announced on the morning of Monday, January 18th.

We very much look forward to reading your creative efforts.
See you soon!
 

doggytreat2000

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Hi gentlemen!

Lindsay and I are want to apologize for been off for one week. We thought we'd give you something back, and decided to create this contest.

The rules are simple: reply to this thread, and tell Lindsay and I why you should be the chosen one to spend some quality time , with us.

Lindsay and I will read your replies when we will be back to Montreal , and the winner will be announced on the morning of Monday, January 18th.

We very much look forward to reading your creative efforts.
See you soon!


Because I am the first to reply, and can never ever say no to a pair of fantastic ladies
 

Illiterati

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Well, I'm not first, and I'm not funniest, and I've never caused a woman to pass out (which, really, could be a good thing), so I'll play the pity card. ;)

My holidays were unexpectedly interrupted by a trip to Lakeshore's finest hospital (which is to say it's only hospital) where I spent eight fabulous days and nights trying not to die! The upside is, I didn't in fact drop dead, and am recovered, pretty much. Nothing two lovely ladies would need concern themselves about, for sure.

And while I face a long, sad, dull period of convalescing that coincidentally ends about the time you're back, and missed my Christmas plans, had to stay in New Year's, and have been laying low, on the plus side I have all sorts of energy and desire to please building up, and I'm really, really horny and deserving of a kind break!

Hey, they don't call them "pity lays" for nothing, and I'm not too proud. I've been imagining these ladies for quite some time.

And lest anyone be so cynical as to think I'm making it up, I can provide references to whom I related this sad, sordid story before word of the contest reached me, or medical records (which will also show me fit to fuck).

Oh, and lastly, I promise to write a detailed, hopefully amusing and certainly truthful report of the event, should the ladies in question be willing to be so reviewed.
 

Leopold Stotch

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Hi ladies, the reason I think you should pick me is that I've never won anything in my life! Seriously from radio contests to office pools to the casino, even scratch tickets. I never experience the joy of actually of winning something.
I also never experienced a duo either and how better than you lovely ladies showing me how much fun duos can be. So it could be two firsts for me, actually winning something and a duo.

Thanks for your time

Btw I forgot to mention please pick me, please pick me, please pick me :)
 

Doggyluver

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What a novel idea ! I saw the thread and couldn't believe my eyes.

Why me............ I have had a fantasy my whole life (like most guys) of being with two women. Yes I have had the opportunity to fulfill this but have resisted the temptation. I even had a girlfriend who suggested this to me on a number of occasions but again I resisted. Why? I believe my reasoning made sense, the reality never measures up to the fantasy. That being said, there were a number of other things I resisted doing during my life and have now come to regret not having experienced them sooner. I would like to experience this and how better to do this with two of the most beautiful women I have seen. I'm not asking you to consider me because I want pity, nor am I the person who has never won anything, I'm not trying to make you laugh and I won't cause you to faint. Simple, I am a man with a fantasy, like an itch that needs to be scratched and am asking you to consider me plain and simple.

I will wait for the results of your contest with great anticipation.

Scorpio
 

CS Martin

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Oh, what a great idea to take my pain away! After badly injuring my wrist in a workplace accident during the holidays..:(, I just learned today surgery is the next thing on the doctor's agenda for me. The doctor precribed lots of tender loving care after the surgery, so the duo would be "Just what the Doctor Ordered" :) You could both cum in Nurse's Uniforms.....:cool:
 

CockAsian69

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Melina your beauty, it shines so bright!
I dream of you often, spent many a night.
Lindsay I have not met, I just want to say,
You will not regret this, if you choose me this day.

Both of you are dreamy, the fantasies of all.
Gorgeous and sexy, I wish to be your sex thrall.
For you both, I have the urge, the want, the need!
Satisfaction with both of you is definitely guaranteed!

This poem I write is a desperate act,
I wish to join you in this sinful pact!
Sexual exploration and orgasms abound,
will definitely happen with me and you both around!

I look at your pictures and think of the need,
of having sublime sex with you, a heavenly deed!
I am horny and want you, I am on my knees,
You both will find that I am eager to please.

I leave you now, to your long task,
of choosing among the many who ask.
I trust you will read and savor each line,
I cleverly crafted so you would pick mine!

Cockasian is the name, the one you can trust
to ensure you great happiness with each time I thrust
Pick me and not some other lout*
I rest my case, Sincerely, CA OUT!

*Sorry for calling the rest of you louts, but all is fair in love and war... hehhehe
 

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CockAsian69

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well, i think we have a winner!

there are no apologies in hobbyland!

Thanks for your support... :) I was just... inspired to write by their pics. They do look damned hot and sexy, do they not? Having met Melina once before I could not pass up on a new opportunity! Meeting them both would be divine! :)
 

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Melina and Lindsay,

Thank you for your generous offering. In the cold lonely months of winter in North America, it isn't often that the ice and snow are melted by such a warm gesture.
You both are inspiration to an otherwise dreary winter, brightening even the most cloudy day. I hope to be able to share with you both wine and roses as an attempt to repay your kindness

Fredd

As a way of 'paying this kindness forward'. A donation to earth Quake relief in Haiti was made.

Please donate if you can. A link to a reputable agency is listed:

http://www.pih.org/youcando/donate.html
 
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Turbodick

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Well ladies, after being shut out of MERB for weeks after the format change (I couldn't remember my 3 year old password and was too proud to beg for it back from the administrators) I miraculously
hit it right with one single try upon wanting to enter your contest. I guess the motivation gave my memory superpowers.
Oh, and I'm NOT too proud to beg to win the contest lol! Nice website by the way:)
 
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Rusty Staub

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
 

Latexfan

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Because if I win, I will spend this time speaking to you, both of you about my job, my family, my son, my mother… Until you will shout to me "BOOORING!"
I will make a beautiful plate of good food, make the dishes, will accompgny you to bed and sing you a lullaby!

You will laugh and may be you will enjoy the night!
 
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