Gfe girls that do tricks not to kiss?

[Ricky bonds]

I just wanted to discuss something that has happened to me twice.. With girls from seperate agencys.. That I was a first time client at both....
The same thing was told to me today by an associate..? And im wondering if these are isolated incidents.. Or the start of a pattern..???
... The girl arrives.. Reaking of garlic...!a ridiculously strong odour...
And she says... Sorry I just ate a gyro, or I went to Amir .. For whatever those garlic sauce filled things are called..?
And then she says "I hope you don't mind"....
{ no baby I don't mind.. I actually chew on garlic bulbs instead of gum.. When you leave here me and my friends are going to a garlic pow wow.. Where we sit around a fire roasting garlic on sticks.. And after that were gonna try and smoke the stuff..? Hey I have some crushed garlic in the fridge, do you want a spoonful..? It's better than ice cream}

The first girl.. I sAid it's cool.. Well skip the kissing?
The second girl, I gave her a new toothbrush.. And after brushing, it was still too strong.
.....
First of all we all get hungry., but is it appropriAte to eat such garlicy things.. When your Job requires you to get up close and personal.. And French kiss?

So I got to thinking( which is rare)
and what if the girl had a bad lfk/dfk experience.....
And does this on purpose to avoid being in the same situation?

Am I being stubborn .. In expecting a fresh breath..? And not wanting to kiss a gal smelling like tzatziki sauce???

Has this happened to anyone else?

I'm just saying.........
Thanks for readng
bonds>

 

[Eddiemn]

Never happened to me but i think it's possible. But without, at least, LFK it's not a GFE experience. It suck to kiss someone that you find ugly but it's part of the job...supposing that the guy doesn't have bad breath or black teeth.

 

[Merlot]

I just wanted to discuss something that has happened to me twice.. With girls from seperate agencys.. That I was a first time client at both....
The same thing was told to me today by an associate..? And im wondering if these are isolated incidents.. Or the start of a pattern..???
... The girl arrives.. Reaking of garlic...!a ridiculously strong odour...
And she says... Sorry I just ate a gyro, or I went to Amir .. For whatever those garlic sauce filled things are called..?
And then she says ``I hope you don`t mind``....

I`m just saying.........
Thanks for readng
bonds>

Hmmmmmmmmm,

GARLIC! Ummmmmmm baby, save some for me. I mean, you haven`t lived until you`ve had a 14-inch pizza 1/4-1/2 inch thick with high quality garlic, peppers, jalapenos, onions and liberal dashes of Tabasco sauce. UMMM! Any escort with garlic on their breath is just going to make me dive right in and soak up the flavor. Yaaaaahoooooo!!! Now if they have even a hint of macaroni and cheese on their breath I`ll puke (almost definitely on them), and kick them right out without the money or a shower. Get that poison out of here!

Well seriously, I have seen some techniques by a few to avoid performing various services from nasty tastes and smells to push away, or faking a lot of excitement and passion to stimulate me to hurry. ``Cum for me, cum for me, I want you to cum just for me baby``. Talking constantly to use up time has been a favorite. Some just tell you they can`t do this or that because of some soreness, injury, or a hard day. Well then, get some rest. BYE!

Next subject: Better s...strawberry jelly, Bosco, or poutine gravy?

Cheers,

Merlot

 

[YoungBob]

Am I being stubborn .. In expecting a fresh breath..? And not wanting to kiss a gal smelling like tzatziki sauce???

Has this happened to anyone else?

I'm just saying.........
Thanks for readng
bonds>

Ricky,

If it is a trick (and I hope it isn't), you shouldn't have to stand for it. It has never happened to me and, if it did, I would be furious. For me, DFK is THE most important thing!

If you did business with reputable agencies, you should be able to take this with the agencies' owners and ask for reparation. That could take the form of a reduction on your next booking.

If it is a pattern, the girl might get a slap on the wrist. I know that doesn't help you right now, but the next guy to book her will owe you big. That's part of what we're here for, isn't it?

If your meeting with the last girl wasn't too long ago, I suggest you call the owner and see what he says.

YoungBob

 

[daydreamer41]

I have not had the "I just ate a garlic stick for lunch trick", but I have had the "I just bit the inside of my mouth yesterday & was bleeding trick." I responded by saying, why are you working? She said she thought it would stop. So I cancelled and collected my $ and told the agency that they should not have a girl who has a bleeding mouth working.

She then tries to tell me she is ok, it was yesterday, but even though I know it was a trick, I tell her and them I don't want to take any chances even with a CBJ and pecks on the cheek, which she was planning to give me anyhow.

 

[Ricky bonds]

"kicky"
Young bob.... Only my ex's can call me kicky...

Im glad to hear I'm not the only one that doesn't agree with this.
The second agency in question went an extra mile to make sure I was satisfied....
The first one.. I didn't bother calling back.
....

 

[YoungBob]

"kicky"
Young bob.... Only my ex's can call me kicky...
....

Hi RRRRIcky,

Sorry about that. Error corrected...

One more thought. These two ladies, were they review material? If you did write reviews about them, and did not mention the garlic thing, maybe you should...

Specifically, mentionning in the review the agency that did not bother making things right. Also, if it's in the review, the next guy to get the "garlic treatment" would undoudtedly confirm the pattern.

YoungBob

 

[hungry101]

Bummer - send her back....Incidently, for Garlic breath Dr. Isadore Rosenfeld on Fox News Sunday says drink a glass of whole milk. It will shorten the duration of the garlic breath stink. I do not know how fast it works but this followed by gargling with bottle of listerene will do the trick.

 

[Ricky bonds]

""""""""{ no baby I don't mind.. I actually chew on garlic bulbs instead of gum.. When you leave here me and my friends are going to a garlic pow wow.. Where we sit around a fire roasting garlic on sticks.. And after that were gonna try and smoke the stuff..? Hey I have some crushed garlic in the fridge, do you want a spoonful..? It's better than ice cream}""""""



No I've been slipping on the reviews.. I used to write them just for fun....
And I've posted a whole bunch....
But since this girl Marie.. I haven't written any reviews.
I'll start again this weekend....
Technically the first agency didn't have the chance to correct this garlic mess.. I never called them back.
The second agency was understanding, and offered me a way to repair the incident..
I never took them up on the offer, but it's the thoughT that counts.

If ever this happens again., I'll refuse at the door..
And I'm also installing a digital scale on my entrance to confirm weight..( just kidding, but I might just do it)

but if this garlic thing only happened to me..? I'll be pretty pissed off..!

 

[anon_vlad]

I have immediately refused SPs whose appearance is disappointing. However, I don't usually kiss or otherwise touch them right away, so unless I am lucky enough to be warned as you were, it is problematic to send someone back after several minutes. I find smokers breath revolting, so I always have mouthwash ready to offer.

 

[daydreamer41]

I have immediately refused SPs whose appearance is disappointing. However, I don't usually kiss or otherwise touch them right away, so unless I am lucky enough to be warned as you were, it is problematic to send someone back after several minutes. I find smokers breath revolting, so I always have mouthwash ready to offer.

I also have a full bottle of mouthwash at the beginning of my visit in the bathroom.

I suppose if you do the customary kiss on both sides of her cheek, you can get a whiff at her breath?

 

[Aeolus]

Ricky, since they seem to like garlic so much, perhaps you should just bring some garlic powder and sprinkle it on your johnson before the BJ next time. If they really like garlic, you should get the BJ of your life .

I'm sure you're right in your belief that some girls do things like this on purpose. All sorts of tricks are employed to make their jobs easier. If it hasn't been done so already, someone could probably start a thread where these tricks are discussed.

 

[Ricky bonds]

""""" some girls do things like this on purpose. All sorts of tricks are employed to make their jobs easier. If it hasn't been done so already, someone could probably start a thread where these tricks are discussed."""""""


Look at the title .. The thread is already started...
We could discuss all sorts of tricks that girls use here..?

 

[Steve.]

And I'm also installing a digital scale on my entrance to confirm weight..( just kidding, but I might just do it)

The garlic thing never happened to me but the overwaight is constant at the point that I go fot the BJ but I just can't do nothing else... It's kind of expensive for a CBJ let me tell you
One even told me that her pics were 5 or 6 years old and she was almost 8 years older than what is ritten on her page.
The 2 last times it happend I told the SP that she is really not my type and I call the agency to cancel.

Steve

 

[Aeolus]

We could discuss all sorts of tricks that girls use here..?

Okay, here are a few:

``I have a cold.`` = no kissing
``I just had dental work.`` = no / no kissing
``I`m tired.`` = limited positions where you have to do all the work
``You`re dick is too big.`` = limited positions / no Greek
``I just got my period.`` = quick escape from unwanted client
``I don`t feel good.`` = quick escape from unwanted client
``I`m out of condoms.`` = possible quick escape from unwanted client (if client is unprepared)
Hand intensive BJ = faster SOG
Toothy BJ = faster transition to FS
Lots of talking = little fucking
Seeing that the client is the shy type and deliberately not initiating = little fucking
Bad hygiene = no kissing, no DATY, and perhaps a rush on client`s part to complete a SOG
Fake Moaning = quicker SOG
Ball Grabbing during FS = attempt to attain quicker SOG
Bad or indifferent attitude = kills the mood for the client and allows for a quicker escape
Pestering phone calls from ``the driver = excuse to cut and run for the shower
Playing the passive type = avoidance of exhausting PSE-level service

Let`s face it, the ladies are in it for the money, not to be pleasured by strangers who they aren`t attracted to. I think it`s fair to say that their favorite clients are probably two pump chumps who are hung like mice. If I had to do four strangers a night, I`d try to get it over with quickly too or avoid it all together, if I could. Sex can put a lot of wear and tear on your body. I know what my dick feels like after banging two SPs on the same night, so I can only imagine what their pussies feel like after servicing four clients (even with copious amounts of lube) in a night. I`m not faulting them, but as a client, it is kind of disappointing to have these things happen.

The tricks that are employed most often against me are SPs playing passive, giving handy blowjobs (does any guy really like handy blowjobs?), talking too much, and using my size against me. I actually like the fake moans, though, even if it does get me off faster. Before I started seeing SPs, I always thought they would be animals in bed, but more often than not, they aren`t - again, not surprising when you consider how much they get poked in a day.

 

[bumfie]

LFK at minimum for a GFE. At minimum. Anything else should be labeled "U.S.-level service"

 

[Bean]

Has this happened to anyone else?





yea it happend , my place smelled like boustans (wich is the bomb) but i dont wana fuck it

 

[Ricky bonds]

And then she says "I hope you don't mind"....
{ no baby I don't mind.. I actually chew on garlic bulbs instead of gum.. When you leave here me and my friends are going to a garlic pow wow.. Where we sit around a fire roasting garlic on sticks.. And after that were gonna try and smoke the stuff..? Hey I have some crushed garlic in the fridge, do you want a spoonful..? It's better than ice cream}


I've had that sponge up the plunger trick....
But never with indy's... Only with agency gals

 

[Steve.]

I had another kind of trick
When I wanted to touch a girl rack she started to laugh then telling me
-"I hope you don't mind that I am really ticklish right there bla bla bla"
Let me tell you how fast it cut the mood
Then I told her that maybe we should stop and send her back
But strangely she told me it will be ok after I said that
But personally I think she shouldn't do that kind of job

Steve

 

[Frank Drebin]

Do you really want to kiss a mouth that has been around a cock?