This thread should be re-named: The KRS diary!
This thread should be re-named: The KRS diary!
Non, elle parle l'anglais et le vietnamien, mais elle ne parle pas le français.
Elle est très habile en Grecque mais on ne parle pas de la langue ici
Hier, une de mes favorites m’a dit que j’étais beau. La dernière qui m’a dit ça, c’était ma mère…
https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/hall-of-fame-of-the-best-lines-found-on-merb.229501/post-1593483
Is it like a hockey player who has his jersey lifted twice?
I am Coco 24y From Sichuang ,generous 32D-23-32 pure natural devil figure, to ensure your flag raises immediately!
Small pink is wet and narrow and sensitive, gently squatting high water! The humming sound, banana banana hard, make you crazy!
The humming soundI wonder what kind of translator was used and how different it is from the Chinese version
I’d give you chocolate but I think you already ate some of mine
Thank you for the amazing breakfast!
Maybe she misunderstood and mixed Girlfriend Experience with Wife Experience )
Sounds like he accidentally booked the wife experience instead of the girlfriend experience.
Why am I making execution grade farts today, what can I do to get rid of them. Do I need an exorcist?
This true gem from @ThunderLipps
"I quit reading Penthouse stories decades ago. My fantasies now are not having to pee 3 times a night and not moaning when I get out of bed"
Uh oh someone’s getting old.
I'm just a horny dude looking for tits and pussy!
Pretending i have a 10 inch beaver basher that you can't handle is distracting and a major turn off