Hall of fame of the best lines found on Merb

[KingRonSanders]

Non, elle parle l'anglais et le vietnamien, mais elle ne parle pas le français.

Elle est très habile en Grecque mais on ne parle pas de la langue ici

 

[Julia Sky]

Hier, une de mes favorites m’a dit que j’étais beau. La dernière qui m’a dit ça, c’était ma mère…

 

[bodick7]

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/hall-of-fame-of-the-best-lines-found-on-merb.229501/post-1593483
Is it like a hockey player who has his jersey lifted twice?

 

[LC18]

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/hall-of-fame-of-the-best-lines-found-on-merb.229501/post-1593483
Is it like a hockey player who has his jersey lifted twice?

Ça veut dire que c’était vraiment mémorable

 

[Julia Sky]

Hahah I didn't notice, my bad.

 

[LC18]

I wonder what kind of translator was used and how different it is from the Chinese version

 

[Jaxan]

I found these two lines HOF worthy and pretty delicious

I’d give you chocolate but I think you already ate some of mine

Thank you for the amazing breakfast!

 

[LC18]

Maybe she misunderstood and mixed Girlfriend Experience with Wife Experience )

Sounds like he accidentally booked the wife experience instead of the girlfriend experience.

These have to be my favourite type of jokes on here. Only someone who’s partaking in this industry would understand

 

[Julia Sky]

Why am I making execution grade farts today, what can I do to get rid of them. Do I need an exorcist?

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

This true gem from @ThunderLipps

"I quit reading Penthouse stories decades ago. My fantasies now are not having to pee 3 times a night and not moaning when I get out of bed"

 

[LC18]

This true gem from @ThunderLipps

"I quit reading Penthouse stories decades ago. My fantasies now are not having to pee 3 times a night and not moaning when I get out of bed"

Uh oh someone’s getting old.

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Uh oh someone’s getting old.

Well I guess I found it so funny because, to some extent, can relate XD!

 

[LC18]

Don’t worry, I like them old

 

[LC18]

I'm just a horny dude looking for tits and pussy!

 

[MCTJ]

Been trying to stop for the last 23 years. still trying

Keep trying to stop another 53 years, I believe you will succeed.

(Congratulations @Anong)