Hall of fame of the best lines found on Merb

[AirBo]

Some of the things you guys and gals say on Merb really make me laugh haha

I'd like to use this thread as a "pot pourri" of the best one liners you can find around the site.

Something truly made you laugh? Just post it here, out of context, so whenever someone feels depressed, one can always come back here, scroll down the pages, and have a laugh

I'll start:

Please don’t nuke Lena!!!

 

[AirBo]

I miss the good old days when I charged 40$ for anal too

 

[Thane]

LMFAO!

 

[AirBo]

I have squirting down to a science

 

[MCTJ]

Everyone is spending less except the rich and the sex addicts

-MCTJ (i received four laughing emoji for that one)

 

[LC18]

This thread should be renamed to Gaby's Corner lol dude, you're the ultimate Selfie Stalker

In reference to the “best selfie discussion” thread

 

[NatashaSnow]

Why do I feel I’m going to have a few up here ? Hahah

 

[bodick7]

Documented some funny ones. Can't get back in time with activity logs because it has limited paging...

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/ask-us-anything.225026/post-1550314

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/the...iders-and-regular-clients.227490/post-1570282

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/do-you-ever-just-have-bj-only-sessions.219601/post-1568032

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/how-important-is-foreplay-to-you-in-a-session.219920/post-1500306

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-bitching-thread.228128/post-1577322

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/erotic-massage-from-receptionist.222990/post-1573686

 

[bodick7]

carlb said:
had a bit of a left over on my toy, but hey , part of the game.

It’s like bungee jumping. If rubber breaks, you’re in shit.

 

[bodick7]

Even though I laugh at my own jokes when I post them, I won't start quoting myself haha

Can I?

 

[Sylar]

Would you fuck sasquatch for 350$?

 

[NatashaSnow]

Proof is in the puddin’

 

[Thane]

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Proof is in the puddin’

I hope that's coming from the window washing company and not from where I think...

 

[AirBo]

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Proof is in the puddin’

Looks like @David Sel et Poivre 's window

 

[NatashaSnow]

I hope that's coming from the window washing company and not from where I think...

Not window washing.

 

[AirBo]

Not window washing.

Hardcore window washing

 

[Thane]

Not window washing.

Ήξερα τι ήταν.

 

[LC18]

I think these threads should be re-titled "should I fuck Lena?"

 

[AirBo]

Sex! No sex is the real dealbreaker!

@Cap'tain Fantastic is really prolific

 

[AirBo]

Hier, une de mes favorites m’a dit que j’étais beau. La dernière qui m’a dit ça, c’était ma mère…