So I posted a while back when girls started posting what profession do not prefer, which is still beyond me to this day, but my other question is this...how do they know what your real profession is? I get if you are a professional baller....but if you are a professional golfer..is that a may be? Is it yes for some balls and no for other balls? Is playing with big balls bad and small balls good? What about science teachers or doctors having the same nerdiness as biotech anal-ysts working for privates equity stealing people's homes? The same I mean some tech bros are pretty muscular as are engineers working for Lockheed making bombs ...so it's all good for them . How do they go about it ? Show up and ask you ? Do you have to show proof? They do the inquisition before the act
Also i get Our black robed brothers for the most are well endowed with the Lord so that can cause some problems with the Church, but what is the deal with airline food and those guys who make it?
As someone who has a decent amount of immagination and a short attention span, I'm familiar with cross subjects jumping. You on the other hand, shall be called master... Or troll, not quite sure yet. Why boghter. It's rainy, and your shit's amusing, so here it goes.
In order.
No, ball size doesn't matter, as a geologist, I only play with one giant ball; never had any issues with the ladies; and they did guessed right...
As a self proclaimed proctologist;
Science teachers and... "us", doctors, get a free pass, upon showing I.d's. Same as parking spot but... better. We however, need to be wearing glasses on our nose, and say: -Actually 3-4 times per sixty minutes. Same result, they guessed right. Must have been the blue gloves and the warm hands...
As a bulcky, Lockheed ingeneer, *(Bear with me and my many hats bro...)
She could tell by the smell of synthetic material we use, to make said bomb. She ordered three right away. She tried to low ball me on the deal, and it almost didnt go through. End result, same! But she now has 3 bombs, so watch out...
...Yep. you guessed it... In my time as a respected member of the clergy, we tend to stay away from the ladies of the night, for they are all too old, all devil worshipers and mostly, of the wrong sex...
I tried to show up incognito once, and she sprayed me with a bottle of holy water, like one would a cat...
I ran by yelling: -She's a witch!
Also we're not all well endowed. I know from the showers. God works in mysterious ways...
P.s. You know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest, to get out of the child...
And finally, airline food. As an official pilot, companies tend to make them mostly unedeable, so people dont throw up upon catching turbulence pockets. Now you know! There is also economical reasons. One guy who preps the meal, told me he had no issues visiting the girls, but one kicked him out after he used her microwave, to reheat his left over fish.
Women huh? Go figure...
So that about covers it all.
Hope you found some enlightenment, in the "vast knowledge" of my multiple professions, and the ladies who can tell what I do e-v-e-r-y single time.
I'm also humble from time to time, but that a story, for another day!
